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BREAKING: "If you want free healthcare, then we'll take theirs!" - Joe Biden in shocking new declaration of war against Canada. US troops have crossed 49th parallel, entered Victoria, Windsor, Niagara (thumbnails.texastribune.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"I only wish I had more space to write this stupid headline" he later added

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This didn't go well last time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i don't think they had free healthcare back in 1812. perhaps the greater motivation of healthcare shall ensure an american victory

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But in that same time the lack of healthcare has made Americans weaker

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is true, yes. What will happen next can only be decided on the battlefield

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You're thinking of the time before last. The last one was in 1995, when Sheriff Bud Boomer went on a rampage up in Niagara. Michael Moore did a documentary and everything!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

wtf I love Biden now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: The White House was painted white after we came down and set fire to it. 1812.

https://www.whitehousehistory.org/videos/the-burning-of-the-white-house

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

By "we" you mean the UK mostly. In modern times if the US for some reason invaded Canada we'd have zero chance whatsoever and would be levelled to the ground.