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BREAKING: "If you want free healthcare, then we'll take theirs!" - Joe Biden in shocking new declaration of war against Canada. US troops have crossed 49th parallel, entered Victoria, Windsor, Niagara (thumbnails.texastribune.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"I only wish I had more space to write this stupid headline" he later added

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This didn't go well last time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i don't think they had free healthcare back in 1812. perhaps the greater motivation of healthcare shall ensure an american victory

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But in that same time the lack of healthcare has made Americans weaker

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

This is true, yes. What will happen next can only be decided on the battlefield

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You're thinking of the time before last. The last one was in 1995, when Sheriff Bud Boomer went on a rampage up in Niagara. Michael Moore did a documentary and everything!