Our future wife and child are counting on us
Edge your life not your dick
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Being the setting of Hamlet and having Lego count for something.
Not really
Being the setting of Hamlet
Lmao this is the same mindset of people from small towns where a movie was once filmed
Call your jobs payroll department
Hexbear is no longer a 
website
The only thing I do is make Twitter video interviewing grifters
"I've ruined my life" unless you are broke as hell with nothing to look forward to you haven't ruined shit
At his best he's a lib, at his worse he's an outright reactionary. Between Trump, Brandon, and Kennedy if you are planning on voting Brandon is the best of the three
On the April 12, 2017 episode of Tucker Tonight I audibly farted and shit myself a little bit.
This eventually lead to Fox paying an $800 million payout to Dominion voting systems and was the precursor to me meeting Putin. He humiliated me by giving me a chair that had a brown spot painted on
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/nyregion/adams-albany-migrant-crisis.html
With the migrant crisis continuing to roil New York City, Mayor Eric Adams appeared to score a win last month when the governor vowed to commit $2.4 billion — more than double last year’s proposal — to cover the costs of caring for the tens of thousands of people who have arrived in New York to seek refuge.
But on Tuesday, Mr. Adams said even that would not be enough.
Testifying at the State Capitol in Albany, the mayor told lawmakers that the state would need to pony up at least half the cost of caring for migrants to keep the city from making drastic budget cuts, a figure his team put at $4.6 billion.
“We’re the economic engine of the state,” Mr. Adams said. “And we’ve always been here for the state. We need the state now to be here for us in the city.”
New York officials had hoped to divide the cost of sheltering migrants equally among the city, state and federal governments. But federal officials refused to commit to that arrangement, leaving the city to press the state for more funds.
Following the press conference the embattled mayor released a video statement on X, formerly known as Twitter, saying "what we are dealing with in many ways is worse than what we dealt with on 9/11. On that fateful day, the attacks were over quickly. 9/11 was a one day event. Within two hours everything was wrapped up. But this migrant crisis is different. The migrant and crime issue is daily. Hourly. It is tearing the greatest city in the world apart"
In addition to more money for migrants, the mayor used his trip to Albany — an annual tradition known as Tin Cup Day when local leaders make their budget pitches to the state — to meet with legislative leaders and Gov. Kathy Hochul. He also pressed lawmakers for mayoral control of schools, the authority to address illegal cannabis vendors and an expansion of the city’s borrowing power.
While mayors often face tough crowds in Albany, Mr. Adams found a broadly sympathetic audience this year, fielding compliments from both sides of the aisle for different aspects of his handling of the migrant crisis, despite the partisan disagreements about the broader fixes for the problem.
The warm reception was no doubt welcome to Mr. Adams, whose popularity has waned amid local and federal investigations of people in the mayor’s orbit and into his fund-raising practices. Earlier today, an unrelated federal inquiry resulted in the indictment of 70 people associated with the New York City Housing Authority, an investigation that Justice Department officials have called one of the largest public corruption cases in history.
Graph understanding of what each level of gooning does to brain density, howlong one must goon to reach that level, and it's equivalent impact on reality around you
https://hexbear.net/c/fakenews
Let 100 flowers bloom.
Patriots are in control. Give the comm a chance
Q&A
Q Is this fake news?
A. No. It's been open for a few days now. See for yourself
Q 
But I hate Melina
A. Then block them lol
Q Fake News is reactionary
A. No it's not lol
Q What if I'm dumb and think satire is bad or needs purpose or something like that
A. Stfu nerd
Physically I am a primordial, but I spiritually jerk off everyday
A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
10 DAYS OF DARKNESS INCOMING
MELINA FIRST RESPONDER AT FLIGHT 93 CRASH SITE
GREAT AWAKENING ARRIVES
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:jbp: There's an increasing trend these days for vulnerable, unhappy men to turn, what the internet calls, "prison gay". If you look at increasing rates of LGBT identification, especially by young people, by the year 2050 25% of all men could be in a same-sex relationships.
Well get back to why that is later, but if this trends holds as I predict it will this has very interesting implications for the remaining 75% of men who decide to engage in heterosexual relations.
The sexual marketplace will be dramatically impacted. Whereas now the sexual marketplace is tilted in favor of women, the marketplace of the future may be tilted towards men due to a supply gap. It's basic economics, if theres a significant gap of demand and supply, the remaining supply becomes more valuable over competition. We may see a "bull run" for men if you will.
Right, that's, that's very true today about how women hold all the power in sexual encounters, and how this transgender and homosexual ideology and propaganda poisons men's brain into thinking they're women.
Today women go for the top 20% of men, based on attractives and succses and other valuable assests in the marketplace. And this is according data released by various dating apps such as tindr.
If you can even call them dating apps. It's much more like a removed app than a dating app
Completely, just apps that unleash formless chaos on men and traditional dating.
:jbp: And polls show well above half of all new sexual and what little serious relationship is out there today, is facilited through these so called "dating apps". This is why I like Beauty and the Beast so much, it's a film about the female hero myth and reveals so much about women. In the movie the woman protagonist, Beauty, is very attractive so she's high up on the hierarchy, but she doesn't go for Bastagon, which most women would, and it's a fantasy about high status women not caring about their status, like they are better than the hierarchy, but she still goes for a handsome prince anyway. The chaos and the vapidness of feminism in one film.
It's just like the vapidness of these apps. Women claim to want equity and equality, two words which are totally interchangeable to them, they say they want men who are "nice" and won't punch walls, but who do they go for? The top status males regardless of who they are. They draw these lines that don't mean much to make separations of high status men, but the biggest line is the one between high status and low status men. It's the only line feminism teaches young girls not to cross.
Men are not going to put up with this bullcrap anymore
That's why they are choosing to go gay, the low status men cannot compete with high status and that's why they engage carnally with one another. They have no one else. That's why we see a huge spike in bisexuality identification especially for men under 35. "Prison gay" because they have no other options. So those 25% of men who turn gay are going to be those the least valued by women. The "incels". Like natural selection they will be removed from the gene pool.
Liberalism and the Marxists have put a barrier between men and women and its having disastrous results for our young men. But what that does to the remaining 75% of men predicted to remain staunch heterosexuals has a lot of fascinating implications. A form of liberal social darwinism.
The remaing 75% will be mostly made up of high value, masculine and average men who were doing better than low value men
So now the former middle value men are the bottom of the food chain and the the high value men are even higher. The new lower value men will have to adapt and become even higher value than their previous status to compete
Given their previous position on the totem poel the former middle have the best chance to enter top value. They will try to improve themselves to such a degree to be seen as valuable by women.
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Melina, editor in chief of Fake News Times, dead of suspected crack overdose at age 59
(hexbear.net)
(MIAMI, Florida) Long time editor in chief of Fake News Times, Melina, has been found dead in their Miami condo. They were 59. The award-winning journalist, famous for breaking the Jeffery Epstein case in 2007, was discovered by CIA in the late afternoon. Their death was being treated on Saturday night as "unexplained" but sources said the long time writer had died of an apparent crack overdose.
The Miami Police said: "We were called by Emergency Dispatch to an address in Downtown Miami shortly before 1700 hours following reports of a person found deceased covered in shit. On arrival officers found the body of a 59 year-old journalist who was pronounced dead at the scene."
"It was either the crack or the IBS. Hard to tell" said one anonymous source
Melina first joined Fake News Time in the 1970s as a special crack correspondent and was noted for there ability to get deeper into the story than anyone else was willing to go. "They could take down a mountain of crack like it was nothing" said senior editor Tucker Carlson. "You could have a mountain of crack out, enough to kill 10 men, and they would smoke it like it was nothing."
Senior editor Regular A. Bitch said in a press release "I'm gay and my little pud is pretty small. That's funny Melina died. 7/10 bit to die of a crack overdose in 2023. Seriously, who even smokes crack anymore? Jfc just hop on fent"
Junior Labor Union correspondent H.O. Main said in a quick statement while entering a Burger King bathroom "She sucks and I'm glad they [CIA] did her in". Junior Italian Correspondent Arty Set stated "I'm vegan" upon hearing the news
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"I'm the real Jew here" major Biden gaffe while responding to Jewish-American criticism of Israel
(hexbear.net)
(CNN) - Joe Biden said he "shouldn't have been so cavalier" on Thursday hours after he told a Jewish-American radio host who accosted Biden for sending lethal aid to Israel "Im the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense."
The presidents comment came at the end of an at times tense interview followed by a short question and answer session at a League of Women Voters conference in Iowa
A man later identified as a Jewish person part of the pro-hamas group Jewish Voices for Peace said to biden "I'm gay, and I'm Jewish, and I don't support Israel. How can you speak for all jews in America when so many of us don't support apartheid?" The crowd began roaring at the protestor and Biden quickly snapped back, "Listen, we need to support our allies from bloodthirsty terrorist. I'm the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense. I denounce anti-sematism in all its forms"
A staffer interjected that Biden needed to go.
Later on Thursday afternoon, Biden addressed his comments in a call with the influential American Israel Public Affairs Committee saying, "I shouldn't have been such an Irish honky" and insisting he doesn't take Jewish voters for granted
"The bottom line of all of this perhaps I was much too cavalier. I know that the comments have come off like I was defining what it means to be Jewish and Im not, nothing could be further from the truth. I've never, ever done that and I've earned the Jewish vote every time I've run," he said.
Never played the game (fuck westerners lol) but I notice there is a correlation between being deeply immersed in rdr2 and being miserable
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