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[–] [email protected] 219 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking true.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago

Hurts too much to make me laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Oh, this reminds me. I was asked to go to a Chiropractic "doctor" this weekend for a check up. That's nonsense to begin with, but I went anyway.

She asked about my back hurting, and I mentioned that I threw it out really badly when I got COVID a year or two ago, and was stuck in bed coughing super hard for a week. Her immediate response was "I've heard the vaccine can do that."

... Like, fucking what? How god damn stupid do you have to be to hear "I threw my back out coughing really hard." and instantly try to insert your anti-science bullshit into the conversation?

[–] [email protected] 129 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Chiropractor. Stupid. Anti-science bullshit.

You repeat yourself.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Oh man it gets worse. Medicine is so fucked now.

My (telehealth) doctor noted my testosterone is a little low and suggested I use another online practitioner for testosterone replacement therapy since they can’t do that from their practice.

She gave me a few places to check out (from her companies list, she didn’t personally vet them).

They all have some anti-science bullshit or “As seen on JRE/Infowars”.

I’m like…yeah, I’m not doing any of that. I’ll try diet, exercise, and proper sleep first. I’m not giving any of them my money, patronage, or information.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I had the same thing except from an in-clinic consult about my general health.

Testosterone supplementing was presented like "Well levels vary to each man but some do a little better with more so it could help your endurance and energy levels."

Ok sure, why not? They're a doctor right? Trust experience? Trust science? All that?

I got a shot 2 or 3 times but then quit it. I'm so freaking glad I did, after I discovered all these accounts about it causing heart problems, possibly reproductive issues, and all this other crap. It was difficult to find someone who was actually glad they did it.

Happy with the hormone levels I've got, thank you very much.

I felt so scammed, like I was just used as some "lead" for another clinic to profit from me over something that potentially would cause a ton of long-term harm.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I was super mad when I went to a new dentist after my last one retired and he prescribed me homeopathic medicine.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I hope you used homeopathic payment.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A chiropractor once gave my mom homeopathic pills. I was a kid and didn't even know what homeopathy was at the time, but she gave me one and I said, "mom, this is sugar." She tried to argue with me about it and I kept telling her I know what sugar tastes like.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

If you want a bone medic go to the traumatologist, not those shaman-like chiropractors

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I was a teenager and was having back issues. My mother sent me to a chiropractor, which I didn't know was a bunch of bullshit back then. She took an X-ray of my spine (how is that legal?) and told me she'd fix the issue in my upper back. I told her the pain was in my lower back and she kept insisting that no, it was an upper back problem that I needed to be treated for.

And that was when I realized it was all bullshit.

Now I know that it was come up with by a guy who said he got the information from a ghost. Seriously.

https://www.iflscience.com/the-first-chiropractor-claimed-the-treatment-was-inspired-by-a-ghost-67389

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 7 months ago (66 children)

Measles, that old-timey disease we didn't really think about as kids because of vaccinations. Welp, that's coming back. Thanks to fucking idiots.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I gained the superpower of crippling anxiety, depression and panic attacks. I had very mild anxiety prior to Covid, but something broke in my brain after I got sick.

I am anxious and yet constantly tired. I can barely function before noon and can't shut my brain off to sleep.

I hat every fucking person on Earth who said it was bs.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I was assaulted by a family member for not giving “IV Ivermectin” to someone with COVID who I had just crash intubated (honestly thought they were going to code, but somehow didn’t) back during the Delta wave.

My view of humanity has gotten pretty pessimistic since COVID. If I had the guts I’d honestly love to go create an insulated community of people who actually think about stuff and want to help each other.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, covid broke my faith in humanity. When we encounter a real global threat that could wipe us off the face of the planet, we will not rise to the occasion and band together.

Climate change, disease, aliens, asteroids, a super volcanic eruption. Just not gonna happen the way it's portrayed in movies.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And it’s this weird thing where a decent percentage of humanity was working super hard to save everyone else—did save most everyone else—and a ton of people are just going on about the “Fauci Ouchie” and nanochips.

The general public has no idea how many people we saved with the mRNA vaccines and critical care medicine. They’re blatantly oblivious to it. The death toll would’ve been monumentally worse without a coordinated effort of public health, healthcare, and research. Yet no one has any idea. COVID was simultaneously one of humanity’s greatest unrecognized accomplishments and one of its greatest blunders.

If you’ve ever read or watched The Expanse series I feel like it’s spot on as far as humanity’s response to disasters.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My views on humanity fell off a cliff in 2016. I've always been pretty cynical but that was rock bottom. Imagine my surprise that there was another cliff to fall off of in 2020. And the worst that happened to me was getting called "genocidal" because I don't believe "why not, maybe it works" is scientific enough to justify giving everyone ivermectin.

It is completely despicable to attack a healthcare professional because they don't agree with the conspiracy theory of the day. Let alone a family member. I'm sorry they decided to do that to you.

All this because a lone dimwit didn't want cloth masks to muss his makeup.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (9 children)

I still see "heroes work here" banners outside of healthcare facilities and nursing homes. I imagine a number of the low-paid and overworked staff say "fuck you, pay me more" every time they drive by too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I created an extremely awkward silence at work when someone was like "are you all clapping at 7pm?" (Because there was a thing where people could clap and cheer for workers at 7pm?), and I said "if you really care, you could give them money. They need that more than claps".

Silence.

These were all software developers working safely from home making six figures.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Also would have accepted the meme with the Muppet like puppets being asked "and what did we learn?' and they all scream "Nothing!!"

I wonder if it would've been on net better if COVID had been deadlier. Like if people had been dying from a new disease with blood gushing out of their eyes, would idiots have taken it seriously? Probably not.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The funniest thing is watching all those pandemic/deadly virus movies before 2021. In all those movies, governments, people, scientists, the military and world leaders all work cooperatively together in an orderly way to solve the problem and try to save people and in the end succeed because they worked together.

In reality, we had a world leader suggest that we could inject disinfectant or use UV light inside the body, panic buying for toilet paper and people in North America start near riots for being asked to wear a mask.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

It was a lot more like Jaws where the mayor won't close the beach to save lives because it will mess with the tourism business.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not long before covid took off, the first case of ebola in the US was confirmed and people flipped the fuck out. I'm fairly certain that if ebola were actually spreading even a little, those same assholes who treated masks like some kind of human rights violation would have been more than ready to quarantine it, lock everything down, and burn the entire affected area to the ground.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Some of those people would have formed a militia to hunt down anyone who they suspected of being infected. It would have been a long, drawn out, paranoid massacre.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I can't believe people are falling for Trump's "Four years ago you were better off" bullshit

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Worked through this myself. Not as a nurse or care assistant, but as an NHS binman. Still saw lots of shit I basically cant talk about (not due to emotion but due to Trust policy as its a bit too specific). Saw doctors, nurses, care assistants walking around like zombies after having worked 18 hours straight. Saw morons walk in and film them thinking there was some major conspiracy. Heard the lungs of patients rattling as they struggled to breath. Two workers I knew died. Heard from colleagues how some other morons had "served legal papers" on the staff (thats not how you get "served" here btw) and then saw it on the BBC 6 oclock news. I also saw the hard work of every delivery driver, supermarket worker.

What did I learn? That some people will fight to save your life, even if you've not taken heed of all the advice.

I have a two year old niece now. I'm reminded of when I was a kid in the early 80s and war veterans would come and talk to us about WW2 and Korea. I am thinking it would be good if some of us did the same for these kids in a few years. If we went and talked about what we saw, not the scary/nasty stuff, but the stuff that makes people hopeful for humanity.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I have to admit, before Covid i didn't think people would be joining the war on disease on the side of disease in any meaningful numbers and yet here we are. I think we may be in decline as a civilization, not sure how that kind of brain rot is survivable.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (4 children)

This pretty well sums it up. It's hard to believe it's been four years. It used to feel like it'd been ongoing for forever. Now it feels like a dream. What a fucked up thing we went through and how fucked is it that my brain can just sort of "forget". I guess that's how we cope. It isn't evolutionarily advantageous to dwell on the real threats. Only on the stupid social fuckups that happened that embarrassed me.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Turns out conservatism was the real plague all along.

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