Conservatives love civil asset forfeiture. They will fight like hell to keep it.

They know who they are.

Here's an extremely easy one. When in doubt, just knock on the goddamned door and talk with someone instead of kicking the door in, tossing flash-bangs and jamming rifles in people's faces. Knock... and talk. SWAT shouldn't be entering unless there's a barricaded suspect.

Neoliberals are conservatives. Sadly, we do not have a progressive party in the U.S., so we must choose one of the conservative parties.

There is no such thing as an "honest conservative". No such thing.

Your sources:

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Forever war? What happened to nuclear annihilation? Is Vlad Puta having second thoughts? Or has he been bluffing this entire time?

He should just lie to his base the way any other conservative would; declare victory and leave the area. Take some unearned victory laps and celebrate fake accomplishments for the next several years. Done.

Yep. I guess there are no other possible methods of conducting a police investigation than your suggested method. Pack it in, boys. Space Cowboy's got it all figured out for us!

The guy just admitted to making it up. You are lying.

Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word.

Never, ever trust the word of a conservative. A conservative is incapable of speaking truthfully on any topic at all. Lying is simply part of who they are at their core. It always has been.

Humanity is in mortal danger because of conservatism. If you aren't fighting conservatism, you aren't fighting climate change.

He has fewer brains than his opponent.

The parties swapped political orientations in the 1930's-60's. Before the 30's, the progressives were called Republicans and the conservatives were called Democrats.

So, under Teddy, the Republican Party was the progressive party. No gymnastics needed.