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[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do they want to ban condensed water (fog) or something imaginary that does not exist?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

“Chemtrails” is what conspiracy theorists call “contrails”.

Contrails is a portmanteau of “condensation trail”. They don’t under stand physics and believe that the airlines and everyone else are literally spraying chemicals into the air for some nefarious (usually govermental) purpose (usually to mind control people)

They’re stupid.

For people wondering, contrail is caused by moisture in the jet engine exhaust cooling and becoming a cloud,

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I just learned yesterday that those contrails actually contribute to global warming. I always thought they were completely benign.

https://lemmy.world/comment/8688400

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Water is a greenhouse gas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you're showing here. A comparison? The sheer number of planes at one time?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. There's a constant flow of planes. There's a documentary I saw that talked about the weather after 9/11. Cloud cover and temp changed drastically during the few days when there were no flights.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you don't have a source then you're about as scientific as a TN politician (apparently)

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

IT'S AN AMEOBA AND IT'S NAME IS GLUBGLUB.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We really ought to look at ways of removing water from the atmosphere!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You missed the point. Contrails add cloud cover. That has an effect. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well your point did seem quite misleading, so I'm not sure if missing it is a good thing or bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Does the proposed law or the legislators supporting it use the word 'chemtrails'?

Because

the intentional injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of chemicals [...] into the atmosphere with the express purpose of affecting temperature, weather, or the intensity of the sunlight

is a real thing. The conspiracy theory that it's a widespread program that commercial airlines are involved in is, however, not true.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

From the article:

According to language in the Senate bill, there is “documentation” that “the federal government or other entities acting on the federal government’s behalf or at the federal government’s request may conduct geoengineering experiments by intentionally dispersing chemicals into the atmosphere, and those activities may occur within the State of Tennessee.”

While the word "chemtrail" isn't there, the idea that the federal government is doing "geoengineering experiments" is basically the core belief of the conspiracy theory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

'may' is carrying a lot of weight there, and frankly if the government isn't testing geoengineering technologies, they should probably fucking start, they're going to need to.

Most chemtrail conspiracies I hear are more in the mind control and/or turning people gay vein of crazy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yikes. Injecting sulfur dioxide into the air is actually a proposed way to temporarily reduce climate change by increasing Earth's albedo. I guess Tennessee wants to stay hot.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess Tennessee wants to stay hot.

They mostly don't believe in global warming.

This law is stupid, but when Republicans pass stupid laws against real things, pretending that they're passing laws against false conspiracies doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Felt like a knee jerk response to climate change research to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That's clearly what it is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The problem is that once we start, we are in that forever. It's best not to have to do this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I concur, this should have been reported for what it is. It is essentially a local ordinance against geoengineering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Lol. Let them. There is no such thing as a chem trail

They might as well ban unicorns or Bigfoot

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Old Man Yells at Ice Crystals. They're going to get big mad when they pass the law, and it doesn't change water freezing when it comes into contact with cold air.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's scary that we let these people hold positions in our government....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago