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They took her pony (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago

invaded my country with the Nazis

Why do I get the feeling impression that she’s misrepresenting what was a country the Soviets liberated from the Nazis?

[-] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

double genocide theory: the nazis came and killed the Jews, then the Soviets came and killed the nazis

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

the Soviets came and killed the nazis

Never forget. stalin-joking

[-] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago

Last castle I cried over losing was when the White Castle shut down

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wont someone think of the nobility BibleThump

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Harold and Kumar Kill The Romanovs

[-] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If she really had that grindset in her, she would have immediately started working to buy 10 more ponies instead of crying about it for decades🙄

[-] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

That's hard to do when the dirty commies freed all of your serfs

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Cody’s this Cody’s that. Cody’s me bro, let me be me.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago

This reads like barely disguised bait. If it is real somehow though, the Soviets were too kind. If I knew of a family with castles -plural- and servants, the grandmama would only be mourning her pony for about 3 minutes

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

I dont really care if its bait. The mental picture it created was to amusing not to share.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The grandmother was probably a child at the time...

[-] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Won't somebody think of the imaginary kulak children???

berdly-nooooo

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

They're salvageable, it's better to send them off to reeducation.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

"they took most of my family's properties" such restraint, leaving them alive with a place to live instead of, you know, the opposite.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Frfr kinda wish the Soviets were more brutal so I don’t have to listen to people complain about how they took their stuff.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

Comrades! Look what I found,

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

Me when I liberate some ponys isaac-pog

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

"Don't you understand! We only had 3 Dachas, a townhouse, and our main estate left!"

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Seinfeld Ep. 7: The Pony Remark

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Seinfeld never ended, it just fractured and entered the internet.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

WHHHAATS the deal with groypers? Are they subway gropers named Roy? Why are all jokes just portmanteaus now?

Slap bass

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I hated anyone that ever had a pony!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Comrade Jerry, costanza-maoist

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Poles are the worst of the anti-communist post-Soviet people, then all of the Baltics, then Romanians. Incredulous, nazi loving scum the lot of them.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

how dare you leave out the inherently, natively fascist hungarians?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

All of Europe tbh

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Imagine spending at least 20 years crying and pissing over your small horse. Kinda doubt the red army was confiscating ponies as well, cause what the hell are they gonna do with a pony?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

"with the Nazis" seems to imply they're Polish, and the red army hadn't completed its mass motorization yet in 1939, so it could have been taken for logistics or sent to a farm in Ukraine as a draft animal or something

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

The 44 years thing makes me think it's one of the Baltic countries actually (Lithuania/Latvia/Estonia).

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Comrade General Semyon Budyonny needs more horses for the Red Army's Cavalry.

(Google this man and look at his incredible mustache)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

2 soldiers could ride on his mustache, grandma could have kept the pony.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

oh, i would definitely ride that moustache crush

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

I have a feeling "Amelia Wright" is full of shit. Least eastern-european name ever.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

agony-shivering We had to legally change it to avoid family refrences to nazi collaborators. /s

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Stalin Pepe is best Pepe.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago
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