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It's almost certainly modafinil, a dextroamphetamine like dexedrine, and galantamine.

The first two are commonly used/abused in DC and showed up often on the white house pharmacy report. The third is an acetylcholinesterase inhibitor can be effective in treating some of the effects of dementia, and is especially effective at inhibiting AChE when used occasionally, occasionally being abused by weirdoes who want to lucid dream. (HOLY SHIT, DO NOT DO THIS) He's almost certainly on memantine or memantine/donepezil combo therapy, and occasionally jamming the gas on the AChE inhibitors is very plausibly effective in boosting short term cognition.

Then they hide him away for a few days while he basically openly flows from both ends of his digestive system. (This is especially why you shouldn't abuse galantamine, you will shit the bed and if you're also using sleeping drugs, you can aspirate vomit and dry drown in your own barf while sleeping.)

Definitely some type of amphetamine, likely either Adderall or Dexedrine (Dexedrine being the better choice for zipping someone up). If it were me doing debates or speeches I'd be on some kind of amphetamine and a benzodiazepine to curb the edge. Honestly that combination of drugs is insane to be on when in social situations or just getting work done, but very susceptible to abuse and addiction.

They just put some peanut butter on his teeth, slap him on the rump and away he goes

About a month ago a report came out showing the white house pharmacy was handing out prescription drugs like it was candy, including thousands of doses of the stimulant Modafinil. The pharmacy is also not staffed by actual pharmacists and it has effectively no oversight.

So the answer to your question is "at least Modafinil, possibly more"

I would guess adderall. A stimulant that has a steady release rate. Modafinil might be another one. Keeps you awake but it's not as uncomfortable as straight meth.

The joke is amphetamines, but I recall hearing reports a few years back that TONS of the people in congress/whatever in DC see doctors that give them prescriptions SPECIFICALLY for events like the SOTU speech. Some sort of stimulant, nothing that I can recall the name of. But, the report came out under the Trump admin, so its probably coated in liberalism unless you find something scientific.

possibly dexamphetamines - commonly used for narcolepsy and ADHD. One time I took some of my mum's to perk me up on a tired morning before a cleaning job, and for the first time ever cleaning dust out of window crevices felt INCREDIBLE - like I was born to do it and I'd just realised my destiny.

Maybe Lithium - super strong stuff that they used to use for ADHD but now don't as often because it's so strong.

maybe farm stimulants

I gave Biden a hit off my godfather fat finger sized sativa double wrapped blunt

Ice cream

They simply use one of the younger body doubles

Likely Donepezil or any of the other current Alzhiemer treatments, alongside that some form of stimulant as many people have said alongside some form of benzodiazepine to allow for a reduction in anxiety/irritation that is really common for mid stage dementia (where I'd bet my money where Biden is at right now).

They got a big bucket of mixed pills where they grab a handful, ram it into his mouth and hope for the best. So far they're batting a 1000

desoxypipradrol

Z-drugs lol (just kidding, but Iykyk)

I'm on that Biden-at-the-state-of-the-union shit

pcp aka angel dust aka the love boat

Imma tell you something about me Rachel Maddow that you might not know, I smoke rocks