Never been much of a gearhead, so I wasn't even aware there was Gibson discourse! Are sales of Epiphones/Gibsons on the decline? They're nice guitars, I suppose, but I prefer a thinner neck myself.
AernaLingus
you joke, but...
I found a thread for this in a Harley-Davidson forum and one of the responses opened with
They can't even figure out what gender they want to be.
They don't know how to drive a manual.
beyond parody
motorcycles
bicycles
also ngl I thought this was fake, but regardless of whether it is or not this Harley forum was eating it up.
One of my favorite exchanges:
what i think would attract the younger riders into buying is show sexy young women posing on the bikes in there advertisements...
nope. Have to make an app for it, and showcase it in a video game. These youngsters wouldnt know what to do with a good woman if she sat on their faces.
the absolute state of boomerbrains
Boban seems like a nice fellow, so I could get behind this
Well it was nice knowing y'all
Aside from the incredible story, I was surprised to learn about the Unification Church ownership of the New Yorker Hotel building. I stayed there a good while back (needed a cheap hotel on short notice), and while I can confirm the rooms are absolutely tiny I had no idea that I was sleeping atop the Moonies.
Whenever I go to NYC I always think back on that trip, since the New Yorker Hotel sign is one of the first things you spot when emerging from the Lincoln Tunnel, but now I'll have something else to chuckle about.
I just tried the turning off method and it worked great on my electric smoothtop! Brought the water to a boil, put in my pasta, left in on for three minutes, and then covered for the remaining seven minutes. It did boil over a bit after covering, but that's on me for setting too high a temperature after adding the pasta. Still came out perfectly al dente! Now, this was with Mueller's, which is an American brand that I find significantly better than the standard US-produced Barilla even though it's a bit cheaper (highly recommend giving it a shot!), but I wouldn't call it fancy--will be interesting to try it with De Cecco and see if I encounter the gumminess you mentioned.
It is an older phone, so I don't expect things to run perfectly, but I don't think I've ever seen a site lag as badly as ProleWiki did, and the fact that it runs perfectly in Chrome makes me think there's some small quirk of how the pages are generated that Firefox's rendering engine chokes on.
...although idk, I just went back and it seems fine nowβmaybe it was just something transient with my device.
Cranky's takes, taken straight from the manual:
Story
So let's see what nonsense they've made up for this game, shall we?
Hmm... well, I have to hand it to them. This time they've managed to come up with a decent sotryline that doesn't involve the usual golden bananas. Only joking kids! This one's worse than all the previous efforts put together! I know you probably aren't expecting a best seller, but wait till you hear this load of rubbish...
Chimpy Controls [which has a picture of the N64 controller]
Arrgh! What is that thing? Which way do I hold it? There are too many buttons... and this wobbly stick-thing feels like it's broken! I can't believe players use this silly controller contraption to play games! A good solid joystick and one button is all I'd need!
Cranky's Special Abilities
Ah, this is where I come in. Let's face it, the Kongs' basic abilities are only a pale shadow of my former skills. In order to give them a chance to progress, I will generously let you buy a few of my special potions from time to time in order to make those kids a little less embarrassingly useless. Some abilities can be used anywhere, but others require the use of my pads or barrels with the fate of the appropriate character on them.
Monkey Multiplayer
It's true, I'm afraid. They've gone and included one of those awful multiplayer modes that seem to be all the fashion these days. This means you and some other whippersnappers can huddle round your flickering screen and play a few games that I reckon were thrown in at the last minute and will be average at best. I sure hope I'm in some of them thoughβI'd just love to whup some of these young wannabes' behinds!
The Levels
Now where did they put the level I designed? Hmm... I can't seem to find it. It was called the "Great Girder Grapple" as I remember. Oooh, I must hove spent at least 3 minutes working on it. I even drew them a fancy little picture. Bah! It must have been too good for them. The kids would have refused to play their fancy 3-D levels once they'd gotten o taste of my 2-D girder action! Don't give up hope though; they might have hidden it somewhere like a priceless gem, hoping that no one will ever find it...
Cranky's Tips
Tough luck kid. I've told to keep my mouth shut, as they want to keep all the good stuff for a money-making strategy guide. I'm sure some of it will appear on that newfangled "internet" thing as well, so I suggest you take a look-see there. You could also ask your friends, assuming of course you've got any. If all else fails, you'll just have to play better.
Huh, interesting! They also mention pre-soaking the pasta for two hours to save more energy (since most of the time is really spent rehydrating rather than truly cooking) which can cut the cooking time from ten minutes to one or two minutes. Might have to give it a shot out of curiosity!
Now you've got me thinking about Trump fumi-e