Only 650?? Can i be your ghost?
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Sharing with 2 other room mates, a doppelganger, 3 specters and 2 Nazgûl
I'll join your ~~room~~ coven!
I-…is that a Nazi ghoul?
No
Do I get access to a Gandalf?
You can try but I am already haunted
Suddenly, your ghost problem disappeared
650 what though? 1st of the month there's 650 freshly dead bodies at your doorstep.
Fresh? How fresh? Cause we can work with that depending.
You just can't beat fresh ʙ̷̪͌̀̅̑̍̾͝ʟ̸̣̥̔͌̿̄̆̈́͗͝ᴏ̶̳͙͋̅͒͋̈́̆̏̆ᴏ̷̺̙̝͕̰͈̥͈̞̦̀͌́ᴅ̷͚̪̝̳͎̂̈́̆͐̅͝ ̸̡̢̫̮̲̟̳͊͋̄̿̑ᴏ̴̮̟̩̣̻̺̹̲̪̹̋̄̉̎͋͑̊ꜰ̵̧̤̼͙̬̠̤̫̑̌̊̅͋͂ ̶͎̳͉̜͝ᴛ̶̨̗̞̗̼͒͛̒̃̚ʜ̶̍̉̑͐Ι̳̙̠̞ᴇ̶̜̲͈̭̇̇̈́̈́͌́͛̕ ̶̖͖͒̿̓͌̇͜͜ɪ̷̹̬̾̽̇̂͑͌͜͠Ι̡͙ɴ̸̱͈̦̦͛̀̚͝͝͠Ιɴ̶̛̮͈͕͍̹̣͚͒̍̽͂́̇̚̚ᴏ̷̨̟̠̠̩̲̳̹͕͌̓̽͗͊͒̾͐̌͘ᴄ̷̟͉̺̠͇̠̫͐̊̀̆̈́̒̓ᴇ̷̲̜̆͂́̿̏͠ɴ̴̡͈͎̜̖̳̖̭͛͝ᴛ̵̛͉̺͎̱̫̩̖̊̈́͆͋̈́̓͝.
650 centipedes crawling on the wall
The next day a flock of crows brings you a bunch of money they found. Even still, it's only $500
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