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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

I'm so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then goes home to beat his wife after

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ouch 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's what she said.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

He's not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Here I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Just about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Might as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So brave, and such a miracle recovery from a totally complete death zero doctors were able to confirm!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't verify on any other sources and the officers name hasn't been with Scotts Valley PD before.

Looks like a case of fake news imo atm

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck even The Onion is publishing fake news now?