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Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then goes home to beat his wife after

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ouch 😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's what she said.