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Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
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