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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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the indoor cat vegans at the weeks where decades happen

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Another KKKracka down. Unlimited genocide on the 1st world.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

See this is what badposting is for

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fedposting "Hello, fellow officer. Wink "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So do you say wink or do you wink, or do you both wink and say wink

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If the other guy winks he's a fed if he says "wink" he's a comrade.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'd be afraid of accidentally saying twink so I'll just say 'blink' instead

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the one and only time this has ever happened i asked them what a dirt_owl was and they knew

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

same as it's spelled

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

The dirt owls poop at noon

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

We do it's when two people in teh room both interrupt the anti-China hate train at the same time not realizing that the hatred of China is a liberal performance of loyalty to the American Civic Religion and not actually a critique of anything that actually exists.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just make a six-sided bear with your hands

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t a six sided bear be a “sexbear” rather than a “hexbear” ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Black Mold Futures did nothing wrong

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Shrimp salad is racist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

the hexed bear seitans at noon my good sir

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I can be: Bazinga

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Cat piss body odor ain’t enough?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I just figured we're all wearing those "Having a Marg Bar America Kind of Day" hats all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I thought our secret greeting was to squat down in a 45° angle with both hands on our knees and headbang while making turkey noises.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's doing that thing where you tickle the other person's palm with your index finger while shaking hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'll order the tequila sunset

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

(In response to "When does the indoor cat vegan?")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

don't do this to me 😭

i inhaled some water bcuz i laughed, you almost did a friendly fire!