Big_Bob

Oh, so it's fine to say "moshi moshi desu ~", but when i say "onii-chan daisuki" people call the cops

My turn on the lathe:

Reconstructing the bridge will be extremely expensive, so the entity that owns it, will instead sell off the bridge and property.

The buyers will start a company that will basically be a Uber-like ferry service that will cost a lot of money to get to the other side. These Uber ferries will only be able to take maybe 8 cars at a time and just getting on board during rush hour will take hours because of the permanent traffic congestion on both sides.

Also, one of the ferries will tip over and drown 6 families because the owners didn't to the math for what happens when a fully loaded truck, carrying ball bearings, parks on the upper deck on a boat that can only carry up to 8 sedans.

Trusted a fart while deadlifting.

I wear a bathrobe most of my time, does that count?

Do it! Bans are temporary, lulz are forever!

ITAOTS is the greatest album ever made and nothing has ever come close to its magnificence.

Also, yeah it references cum a lot. Like, a whole lot. I don't even know what cumming has to do with Anne Frank.

European here, can confirm. Nothing beats having a bedtime fap.

Beans hold up half the sky.

• Thomas Beankara

Like, they're testing to see if people snitching on others is cheaper/more effective than spending billions on digital surveillance?

That's the weird thing. The surveillance in the west is beyond anything even Orwell could dream of, yet the FBI struggles to find three teenagers? What is going on?

And some will blast your brain into the 4th dimension and make you almost enjoy Tool albums.

• I never wash my rice

• i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet

• i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they're not looking