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Just saw madame web (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It was definitely a movie. It also definitely made white men very angry, I guarantee it.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

White men sweating profusely and reciting Marcus Aurelius trying to remain stoic after watching the movie with the bug woman.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's too bad to even illicit anger from white men. It's moreso confusion about what they watched and how the fuck it was created.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

nerding outelicit

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sounds like a win to me

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

i saw enough advertising to know she's not an old woman but not enough to know anything about why the movie exists. Is this some fever dream space movie "madame web: origins" shit nobody asked for or did they replace an old woman with one young enough to be conventionally attractive because grandma doesn't sell tickets?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You would think Peru would just be filled with super powered spider people

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

wtf-am-i-reading

lmao if you're going to change that much shit just make an OC. i'm not even a fan, i've just seen the cartoon and remember the old chair lady.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

spoilerLaughed my ass off when the Pepsi logo killed the spider dude and flickered as he took his final breath. Fucking brilliant

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

My friend went to see it, for irony based reasons, and the whole group chat was eviscerating him for wasting his time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

A lot of reviews said it best, it doesn’t quite reach the “so bad it’s good” level of quality

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

That movie is already out huh ? Didnt even notice that. Did you like it ?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

It's this year's Morbius

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It was really slow and had a couple of very fun (but equally very bad) parts

I’d save your money

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It'd madamin' time was my favorite line

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

It seems like a movie that I'll see with friends while on a ton of drugs and will be seeing it in theaters for some reason or just pirating it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It's the morbius of movies.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

is it a good watch with a case of beers?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh for sure. My friend was calling stuff before they happened with pinpoint accuracy and it would’ve made a hella fun drinking game

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