Autism

Mine are a whole category of forks and spoons. I want my forks and spoons to have a completely flat underside with rounded corners. The underside should not be concave because it makes the edges of the fork or spoon too sharp and dig into my finger bones too much. A convex underside puts too much weight onto the center of the surface making it uncomfortable for my middle finger then as well. Oh, and they have to be completely smooth with no texture because I don't like rough textures rubbing against my fingers while I eat.

I started this in toddlerhood lol

Nah, it's not with the others.

It fucking sucks I don't even know why I just hate it with a passion

I have a whole set that I HATE. I put them in backward so I don't pick one up by accident.

That is an ugly fucking fork.

In my previous house we had utensil fairies who willfully would hide all the forks or spoons around the house to thwart our use of cutlery for eating. They fixated on one or the other, so our draw would be flush with forks but lacking in spoons or vice versa.

Eventually I just gave up and started supplying new infusions of new flatware. As the internet matured (and with the help of girlfriends in the restaurant industry) I'd find restaurant suppliers who'd set me up with just spoons or just forks, rather than full dining sets.

After seventeen years of this, I left, with the war for cutlery ongoing.

…wait this isn’t a neurotypical thing?

Chaotic neutral.

The thin one! I need my fork to have some heft to it so I don't think I'm sticking a galvanized aluminum abomination in my mouth.

All of mine are literally the same as each other lol.

1st fork on the left - I have 1

4th fork from the left - I have 1, this is my favorite fork

Middle fork- I have a handful

2nd to last fork on the right - I have a handful, decent forks.

Not pictured - that piece of garbage that I have no idea where it came from, that's somehow simultaneously too small to fit in with the other big forks, and too big to fit in with the small forks. And to top it off, its shape makes it terrible at twirling spaghetti. I seriously don't know why I still have that piece of junk.

My forks are all the same except the ones my gf brought when she moved in. They have flames on them and I'm jealous.

I got rid of the fork I hated, but I have a spoon I love.

I have a fork that I can't stand. The prongs are completely flat, but it still has the bend between the handle and prongs. I hate holding it

my parent's wedding cutlery in the form of like 10 knives are these, the fancy curved grips piss me off.

if there are only wedding knives left, i'd rather clean a dirty regular knife. the rectangular grips are way better.

my forks are okay but ive got some dodgy spoons

Mine are two very different steak knives. One's got a plastic handle and really fine serration on the blade and it is terrible at cutting steak. The other is effectively a fucking hacksaw with a wooden handle bolted around the tang and it is a horror to behold. They're for when we need a knife and don't want to involve the good cutlery.

Fortunately, trash can is nearby