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LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about a rap song and actually be on the right side of history.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen a person of Ozzy’s age, wealth status, and complexion complain about a rap song or artist and actually be correct. Especially when they say it in an all-caps Tweet,” said music scholar Aiden Lawrence

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[–] [email protected] 160 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (13 children)

Contrast this with his reaction to T-Pain's cover of War Pigs

Edit: link to T-Pain's live cover

Edit2: Alt Link

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

It really is an awesome cover.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Amusingly enough the Onion article mentions this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

It's The Hard Times. They put out good stuff too 😉

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Holy fuck, every member of that band truly understood the assignment. That guitarist and drummer though… that was amazing. Thank you for posting this, my day is better for having watched it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

...damn. That was great.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey you just cost me an hour

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

His cover of Tennessee Whiskey is worth the price of admission. The rest is just gravy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

35-years ago, I never thought I would see a popular rapper and his band belt out such a faithful rendition. And a crowd of black people rolling with it! Wild times!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

That was sick, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Saw T-pain live once unexpectedly, absolutely awesome dude and performer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Nice, thanks for sharing the cover itself! It really is a delight

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Holy shit that blew me away. Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

@j_roby thanks that whole thing is great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My favorite solo is always the "aight I'm just gonna leave you to it, bye" solo lmao

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What the fuck did you just call The Prince of Darkness? What the fuck? Fuck you!

"My husband was recording gold records while you were still wanking it to the cover of sports illustrated magazine."

--Sharon Osbourne.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Exactly, this should be on /c/[email protected], or one of the other Not The Onions.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Hard Times is satire, literally the same thing as The Onion but another publication. This is the place for it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The story is true though, it's not satire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Lots of satire is based on true events, that doesn’t make the article itself true. There is no music scholar “Aiden Lawrence”, the quotes from that person are made up.

Metalhead Tony Garcia is also made up to illustrate the joke. The true part is that Ozzy Osbourne tweeted with a good take. The reactions to it are fake to illustrate the authors joke, which is that an old rock legend having a good take on a rap artist is rare.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it has a funny headline but is 100% accurate. T-Pain’s cover is awesome and he shared the tweet:

Legendary rapper T-Pain had a completely different experience with Osbourne on X (formerly Twitter) earlier this year.

“I sang on a cover of ‘War Pigs’ at The Sun Rose and Ozzy tweeted at me saying it was the best cover he had ever seen and wishes we had called him. Hell, I wish I had his phone number. I would have loved to share the stage with him,” said T-Pain. “But I’ll admit when I first saw he had tweeted at me I full expected a racist rant, but it couldn’t have been further from the truth. Ozzy is a real one.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think either of you understand the point of the article. The subject being satirized in this article are people who use hip hop/rap criticism as a racist dog whistle. Not Ozzy Osbourne. They're using an accurate headline based on a real news item about him in order to satirize racism because his reason for denying use of his song subverts the trope of the "old guy who hates rap for racist reasons." So no, it doesn't belong in c/nottheonion. It's 100% satire and was posted exactly where it belongs.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"At press time, Osbourne was contacted by phone for further comment but we couldn’t understand a word he said."