Programmer Humor

1. I am not made out of silly putty.
2. I am not female.
3. I cannot code.
4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
6. I don't want to.

Back-end developper ?

my neck. my back. my…

I'd say visibility is kinda poor

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

About 200 pounds.

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.

mfer goin for the self-suc

A lifetime of sitting still mostly

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

My back.

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i'm used to lol

My hamstrings

Line of vision

probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

How to post to c/unixsocks

1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
2. Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.

I have bones

My inflexibility

My neck.

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don't want to stare at my own dick all day.

I don't own a yoga mat

Aldready poor coding skills.

I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.

I like to see the screen whole coding

c/fullshrimp

I could probably get into a similar position, but I'm not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

2 mirrors

I'm over 40. My body doesn't do that any more.