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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Imagine stumbling home after a night out and you see fucking Barnaby Joyce on the road haha

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'd give him a purple powerade, call him a knob, then leave.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I’d give him a purple powerade

I'm not sure if that's slang or if you actually mean you'd go buy him a bottle of purple powerade.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Powerade helps when you've drunk too much, cause a big part of overdrinking is the dehydration. For barny it would be warm though, cause I think he's a wanker.

Purple is just the best flavour.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Blue has the most antioxygens

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Makes you wish you were deso that night.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I love that this is already on Wikipedia.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Jokes aside, he’s a disgrace. Sadly, considering he has been re-elected in the past despite worse behaviour, I expect this will be celebrated in his electorate.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"I like him cause he's a drunken wreck, just like me!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

That beetroot is going to have dirt all over it now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet he couldn't even lie straight lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Article doesn't mention if he was drunk. It's the Beetrooter, so I'm gonna assume he was.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

(Apologies to Wall-E)

Out therrrrre

There's a world outside of Tamworth

Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby

There's a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy!

Out therrrrre

Full of shine and full of sparkle

Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby

Listen, Barnabyyyyyy!

Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out therrrrre

Get out the brillantine and dime cigars

We're gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr

Girls in white

In a perfumed night

Where the lights are bright as the stars!

Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town

In one of those new horsedrawn open cars

We'll see the shows

At Delmonico's

And we'll close the town in a whirrrrrl!

And we won't come home until we've kissed a girrrrrrrrl!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

He had apparently been taking prescription drugs and drinking alcohol. Beetroot was on a trip. If he's the best that his electorate has, yikes.

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