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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I swear this will become a reality in the next months

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It’s called innovation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

We think you’re going to love it. Up until you crash your car.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The holy trifecta of stupid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is more of a dig at Tesla than a defense of apple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Not the onion