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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Predictions looming over a boom in used Tesla market