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[–] [email protected] 130 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The word Dominatrix now makes sense to me. It's such a neat word. I never thought of the male equivalent being simply a Dominator.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think a dominatrix is for kids though.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kristanna Lokken is: The Terminatrix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, she was called that in the movie. Summer Glau never was, but that's probably because they never actually said "Terminator" in that show due to rights issues, always calling them "machines" or "metal" or referring to them by model number.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So they were only allowed to use Terminatior in the show title?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah. IP rights agreements are weird.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget the '-tress' (trix) or '-tess' suffix in modern English. Host/Hostess, Waiter/Waitress, Actor/Actress

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Great, now I can't stop giggling about hostrix

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Terminatress

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So a female aster is an Asterix?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, a male Obelix must be an Obelor

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Silly rabbit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still don’t really get it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“You come into my house” and (insert thing that offended you) in this case setting up a post which gave you some interesting information only to pull out the rug with a pun referencing a commercial many 90s and 00s kids had seen ten million times.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the explanation, now I can be sure this isn’t funny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Happy to help.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

so what commercial was it ? I can't be sure it's worth it but I feel I have to know now... I'm invested in understanding this

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I kind of want to learn some Middle English stock phrases to grill anyone who complains about the changing nature of English being just political correctness. Like, “You want to be a language conservative? Here’s some Chaucer-era language motherfucker.”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

here's my favourite one: the oldest known use of singular "they" dates back further than the use of singular "you", and it's so old that it was still spelled with a thorn (þei)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Simple way to remember:

Roses are red, violets are blue

Singular they predates singular you

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please, anyone who reads this, stop posting links to the mobile version of Wikipedia. It doesn't switch automatically on PC, and I see it happen all the time. Just take the half a second to remove the ".m" from the beginning of the link, save everyone else from the pain of having to be surprised by it and taking the time to do it themselves.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I thought it’d been switching automatically for years. Might be wrong. Guess there’s a TamperMonkey script for it then.

Copy/paste tip, at least on iOS: use the share sheet (share icon), where they’ll give you the desktop URL - instead of copying from the URL bar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Or people complaining about language changing in general. Not only are they usually wrong (eg "literally" has been used as a figurative intensifier for hundreds of years), they just happen to define the "correct" use of words as whatever they learned as kids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The feminine form of the mator obvs

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

The masculine form of matrix would be pater, because matrix translates as mother, or more specifically, uterus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

The OP pic is suuuper misleading. It didn't keep the suffixes (sufficies), it kept the whole words if they were loaned. The suffices were never applied to any other gendered loan words.

The loan words with this suffix remain in use.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I know I wasn't the only person who expected some transphobic shit and was pleasantly surprised.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And don't words that end in -ix get pluralized with -ices? So you'd have Aviatrices, Dominatrices and Gladiatrices. I need some of these I can use in real life, dammit!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

How do all the -ix names from asterix and obelix fit into this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They're french...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's Panoramix's fault. Or maybe Gettafix....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Well, first of, a lot of Keltic romanized names end in -ix. ( https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/780hf9/asterix_and_gaulish_names/ )

And that was enough for the writers to go go on a punny tangent with names that end on -ixe or -isk (idee fixe, asterisk)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The amount of fumbling people trying to interpret this meme is only akin to the followers of brian in life of brian! This tumblr's shall be hailed both as a prophet of gender affirmation and as a lowly scum trying to dive in the depths of depravity that is the dark web. A genuine point of contention. I am truly amazed!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure the closest thing ancient Rome had to an aviator was the drunk who fell asleep in the siege catapult.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

we can all agree that whatever trix is it is NOT for rabbits.

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