They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re bringing milk in bags… and some I assume are good people. 
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One time I came back from Canada with a shitload of booze and the US customs guy was like "You can't bring that much booze" but then he did 
and let me through anyway
Aren't booze and cigarettes more expensive up there?
Maybe but Canada bux are also worth less than usd so it's probably a wash.
Depends on the province/state you're comparing.
Washington state liquor tax is a bitch and a half. If gas was any cheaper it'd be a better deal to just drive to Portland for liquor
Maybe? The prices were pretty comparable iirc, but it was special nice booze, cider flavors I haven't seen in the states
I have half remembered stories from a friend of mine that went to school up there that the taxes on them were higher in Canada, but it probably depends on the state and province you're comparing. Probably pretty negligible at the end of the day, like you've said lol
drug smuggling tunnels from Mexican cartels
drug smuggling model trains from Trailer Park Boys
That's not just any model train, that's the Swayze express Ricky!
Call me Scorpion from now on
That was the true final season for tpb.
Drugs coming across the border but it's cheap prescription drugs
they're bringing chocking hazards too (kinder eggs)
These goddamned Canadian geese fly over the border and shit in our lakes.
#buildthedome
Whoa there buddy, if you got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
I suggest you let that one marinate
The goose!? 
That line has always struck me as weird cause fucking everyone hates geese.
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"Canuck" has a perfect cadence to be spat out like it's a slur.
You guys really need to watch Canadian Bacon
Best Micheal Moore movie
Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
Dead-eyed immigrants pouring over our northern border every day, looking for work so they can sustain property taxes their ostentatious mcmansions accessible by 1.5 miles of dirt road. Their pickup trucks litter the parking lots outside the military contractors where they push paper around until it's time to head down to the bar after work to get wasted for the ride home.
Sound grim? This is the situation along the New Hampshire border with Massachusetts.
Aw geez thoze Cunneydyunz are commin' daun to Minnesoda in drovez, they aren't sendin' their best, no sirree, don'tcha kno! Uff da!
Most Canadians would not want to set foot in the USA.
They'll be singing a different tune when we start funding maple syrup cartels under the table
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the crisis at our eastern border (Polar bears are invading from the Yukon)
what the fuck are "all dressed" chips? i'll fucking cut you.
All dressed is a solid vegan chip.
Sour cream and onion and BBQ at the same time. They rock.
Ketchup, mayo, and vinegar. Bout as close as i can think of. The big mac sauce of chips.
I mean, I really don't want the fucking Quebecois down here. Canada doesn't seem to want theme either.
Hating on the northern Latin-Americans lmao
Latin Americans if they really, really hated ~~brown people~~
~~I mean, Muslims~~
uhhh, religion in public? Yeah, that has enough plausible deniability.
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Ironic since the most heavily trafficked border betwen the United $nake$ and KKKlanada is actually South of the U$ in Detroit.
Hasan did this when he was reviewing the Ben Shapiro rap video.
Flee Trudeau for Trump
Creating a petition to put up a giant net on the northern border to stop canadian geese from migrating to the US
We already have those on the French side of Canada.
aliens have breached the zenith border 
canadians named justin are a plague ruining our democracy!!!
IIRC GTAV did that bit. I feel like GTA in general has done a bunch of jokes about anti-Canadian nativism.
I'm banned from Canada for 10 years 
This is a real Guy Type in Canada. Liberals who are very concerned about gun control because of illegal American guns flooding the country.
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