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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Gotta stop those devious Can*cks from overruning us

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These goddamned Canadian geese fly over the border and shit in our lakes.

#buildthedome

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Whoa there buddy, if you got a problem with Canada Gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I suggest you let that one marinate

The goose!? honk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That line has always struck me as weird cause fucking everyone hates geese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know it's badposting and it only angers bird nerds but

"Canadian geese" and "Canada gooses" are somehow both incorrect.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But there is only one singular Canada goose. It just vibrates so fast there appears to be millions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Bashing over ebery toddler in canada during the process. Makes sense. Every Canadian ever was attacked by a goose as a kid