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Rep. Paul Gosar blamed the drop in white recruits on the army’s supposed “woke Marxist ideologies.”

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 9 months ago (9 children)

What a great photo. It's like someone distilled bigotry into it's purest form and then fashioned a human from it.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago

He looks like an extra from Ozark, like he owns the car dealership that doesn't sell to minorities and he also has 20 kidnapped immigrants chained in his basement manufacturing heroin for him.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He’s like a caricature of an inbred racist Appalachian hick, but real

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He looks like a henchman to a Disney villain.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

He looks like he manages a very old but sprawling manor on an ocean view cliff, all alone, yet chooses to sleep in the pantry for unspecified reasons, and late at night he touches the suits of armor inappropriately.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

He looks like he just realized he forgot to wipe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

He looks like if you put a $5000 Savile Row hand-tailored suit on him it would instantly grow two sizes too large and a racist Chick tract would appear in the pocket.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He looks like they programmed a robot to hate itself and everyone around it, then put it inside an ill-fitting skin suit.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Incentives for joining the military target lower income communities.

The military is continually sent into one unpopular conflict after another since at least Vietnam (right around the time the report noticed a drop in white enlistment).

Legislators pass and / or preserve policies that create barriers preventing non-whites from accumulatimg wealth.

Hmmm ... I wonder if there is a connection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This can be used against him:

Wait, let me get that right - you’re basically saying you want more white people to be poor…? I’m not sure your “base” is going to like that.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

Says the guy who never served in the military. What a pathetic asshole.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuming that they aren't getting enough trained and radicalized militants for the second coup attempt they have planned?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they are afraid the military won't take their side in a coup/civil war.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good; I'm tired of being the only side afraid.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Check the white supremacists militia. I'm sure he'll find the far-right white men there.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Y'all mean the Gravy Seals on their mobility scooters?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

They might be a little bit untrained tho (aside from shooting stationary shit down a firing range). However what they lack in skills and condition, they make up for in gear... 😅

Late edit: video link from this source https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1acfvr1/maga_dumbfucks_practice_shooting_democrats_in_the/

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

nigga goes on to call it a crisis of spirit.

Listen dipshit, if you think your spirit is telling you to kill people, maybe you've confused it with your stupid shitty ego which everyone agrees needs to get fucked and go die.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's seems it's always the politicians without any military experience that say shit like this. I wonder why

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Remember Tuberville's stunt denying promotions to military members over some supposed woke stuff? Bunch of idiots

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s a bit sad that people like this exist. It’s so much worse when there are enough of them to elect this kind of idiot.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know you’re a piece of shit when your siblings all star in a political ad… for the person you’re running against. They all said that they’re brother is a piece of shit and he still somehow won reelection

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao and the guy still won. What a world.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

From the Military.com reporting that the Vice article references:

"Another Army official pointed to partisan attacks from conservative lawmakers and media, which has an overwhelmingly white audience. Those groups have used the military as a partisan cudgel against the Biden administration, lambasting the services for being "woke," or so preoccupied with liberal values that they have abandoned their warfighting priorities. In most cases, those attacks have zeroed in on the services being more inclusive for women, service members from racial minority groups and LGBTQ+ troops."

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if the military is a Marxist institution, why do they keep expanding the defense budget?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I wish our military was Marxist and woke 😄

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Damn he has aged horribly, like one of those "not even once" ads.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For real, straight up looks like a ghoul in that photo

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Omg that’s a dramatic change! He looks like a ghoul in the article compared to this pic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hate eats away not only on the soul but on the flesh.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me: "Oh, that's a big ageist... oh no, they weren't kidding. What happened?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Negative emotions age you prematurely, in a real medical way not a mumbo jumbo pseudo-science way.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would pay good cash money to see Paul Gosar fight a randomly selected minority drawn from the woke Marxist US military.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Far-right commentators quickly pounced on those findings, and claimed they were “proof” that the armed forces had become overrun by “Marxists” who are forcing “wokeness” on its ranks—and, as a result, alienating prospective white recruits.

I may be reading this wrong, but the way that's worded would mean that anti-wokeness is white supremacy. I mean, I get that, that's what they've been quietly running on, but I hadn't noticed them swapping over to just flat out admitting something along the lines of "let's admit we're here for a race war".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The best parody of real life is reality. It's crazy just how I'm your face they are and still not enough people care to oust them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay, congressman. YOU join, then.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Right!? They could have just as easily titled this article "White man who never served in the military complains about white men not serving in the military"

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

When those conservative white men are cowards who don't care for their country...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Conservatives when they realise that heterosexual white men dying in war means there will be less heterosexual white men 🤯

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So can we talk about the infamous draft dodger Donald Bonespurs…or no…this is different because hypocrisy?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

What about ya’ll-kayda

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Why should they? I know it's not all white people, for for certain segments, "their president" say it's stupid to join the army.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

is the politician aware that the military is like one of the most socialist parts of the government functionally?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

they're called deplorable for a reason

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I figure it has something to do with the lower class wanting access to an education so they serve in order to pay for school.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Going with the comb-forward bangs, really? It's a bold choice.

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