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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

i think this graph needs to go even higher, these are rookie numbers

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

I mean the y axis is only labeled zero so it's still zero according to the graph.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

it's only on zero up to 2000, afterwards it increases to an indeterminate number equal or greater than one

[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

the y-axis ticks could even be fractional, or dB scale, who knows with this quality of presentation

+20 dB (deciballs) / decade

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

the first tick has to at least be one, you can't have a fractional number of testicle injuries...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Call me crazy but I don't think this graph is based on sound scientific research.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

hey, i just met you,
and this is crazy,
but this here graph is,
based on sound scientific research... maybe

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

does orchi count as a whole testicular injury? or is it two

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

no to both questions

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It has shot up to 8, in the entire world

[-] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

"OW, my balls!" is for everyone

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Spending most of your day just thinking about random strangers' sports genitals.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Sports genitals implies the existence of sedan genutals, coupe genitals, compact genitals, and more

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Compact (adj.) genitals sadness

Compact (v.) genitals sicko-flipped

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I know you meant sport strangers, but I love the idea of sport mode for genitals

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I actually was trying to make a joke about "sports genitals". It was supposed to be tongue and cheek since lib brained losers really care about the existence of trans athletes for some reason. Idk if the joke is lame or not lol.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Sometime last year, I had my left testicle stomped on by an large pitbull cause he was too hyper. It was really awkward going to get an ultrasound on my testicles as a fully out transwoman. The only other people in the waiting room were very clearly pregnant women too, so the operator was probably a little confused about everything. He took it in stride though.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Zero to what? Lol chuds can't make graphs

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Maybe 8 since that's how many divisions there are on the left, but that would mean that it rose from 0 to around 0.2 cases from 2000 to 2020, so I don't know how that would work.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I can confirm, I was that 0.2 cases.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It doesn't matter how many divisions there are because it's not labeled correctly. It's like those PragerU graphs.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I know, but that's the number I'd assume if I did the work for them and labelled their axis properly.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Oh God, I hadn't even considered what would happen if I tuck while working out badeline-concern

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Sportsball(s)

kelly

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

There is no way it was zero prior to now. No way a ref or bystander hasn't gotten nailed in the crotch at a women's tennis match

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

There was also that guy the Nazis made dress up as a woman. I'm sure he fell and hurt his balls at least once.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Thankful that someone else shares the enthusiasm for testicular injuries I have

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

How chuds usually view women's sport:

Lol women's football too slow amirite? Also, Brazilian volleyball team huge bazongas!

Chuds when a trans woman is doing sport:

Won't someone please think of the sanctity of women's sport? I am the champion of these noble damsels whose athletic justice I care so deeply about!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Painfully accurate. They think women's sports are only valid if they have sex appeal.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

We should have never recognized Testicle Golf as an olympic sport. The risk of injury to the poor "ball boys" is just too high.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

This implies that other than the recent counting of 2021-22, women’s testicular injuries in sports are only measured on ___0 years, further implying that it rises and falls exponentially over the course of each decade. Women’s athletes who compete during ___5 years are braver than the troops o7

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Poor testicles Georg...

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