If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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Could have just linked to people of Walmart.
Is that a prototype of the Bibendum man?
It is!
Huh, neat! I was only half serious.
Bulbous
To be fair, those are the worst controllers ever paired with a game console. My hands are smaller than this, but they still hate the controls.
I’ve heard that a lot but I have fairly large hands myself and really like the feel of them. I even have a set of joycons paired to my pc for shortcuts while I work with a stylus. Just don’t get how people have so much trouble with them.
Edit: I guess my thumbs have a stutter, and there’s no sense in a free advert for a service I wish had better alternatives.
I like them when they're off the switch but not when they're on it.
Yes. Super comfortable just sitting holding the controllers, but my hands ache if I use them attached to the switch.
I like using the Switch, but I can’t use it for longer than an hour due to the Joy-Con causing cramps. I’m definitely going to replace them with a third party controller.
Agreed. The triggers are far too small. The buttons are not in intuitive places and they are not very responsive. I try and play for Zelda, but wish I could pair a PS5 controller.
wish I could pair a PS5 controller.
You can! I use a Mayflash Magic-NS for this. I got a few and plugged them into a USB hub on my dock and my friends have been able to use their own comfortable controllers they use for their pc games on my switch. been a big hit for smash bros. ps4/ps5 controllers support gyro inputs fine too. you can even configure it to switch button orders/layouts and stuff for you so you don't get xbox/nintendo xyab/yxba glyph/button conflicts, if you need. big fan of them overall. they work on other systems and controllers too, you can pair joycons to your PC with it (shows up as Xbox controller), they're like universal "controller language" translators.
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?
Turkey thumbstick?
Thumb drum?
Turkey stick?
Dumb thumb drum?
Turthumbdumbdrum?
It's a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.
absolute sledgehammer hands
I'm honestly concerned he has an untreated medical condition. I don't think even extreme obesity should do this, right?
Yeah nah, it's like his hand is very swollen.
There are a lot of medical conditions that can cause that. It's often very painful and limits the movement of the fingers.
Diabeetus
Severe obesity?
Just American.
More like Ankylosaurus-tail-hammer hands. Their tail hammers were mostly fatty deposits.
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Is he playing it with his ass?
I thought that hand was someone's ass for a while.
New hominid species just dropped.
Understated but asbolutely effective lmao
I don't know why people complain about the Joycons (other than stick drift). They're literally the exact same configuration the DS and 3DS have had since 2005 and everyone loves those systems.
I havent touched my 3DSXL in 2 years cause it hurts my hands to play anything on it for more than 15 minutes, cause its so small and i have to scrunch my hands up so tight to be able to hit buttons.
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It's him! Biscuit-dough-hands man!
The big problem I have with joycons is my big, meaty hands. Makes it slightly harder for me to comfortably hold those small controllers when they're not connected to the switch itself. I've totally been thinking of just going down to the nearby game shop one day and getting a controller, if I ever get more switch games to make the investment worthwhile.
This is why I got some grips when I don't have it docked and a pro controller. If you ever do use it more, it's definitely worth it.
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Check out some of the alternatives on Amazon or pick up the pistol grip attachment. I can't hold the damn things either.
The pro controller is awesome too.
Lana is that you?
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