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[-] [email protected] 145 points 7 months ago

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

brooooooooo

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

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[-] [email protected] 140 points 7 months ago

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 103 points 7 months ago

you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude

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[-] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

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[-] [email protected] 83 points 7 months ago

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[-] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[-] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

No idea apart from op and you. Is this true?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes, 30s upward seems to peak "Xilf" age for the decade below them. Women in polyamorous-spaces are very pursued and, compared to mono-spaces, the men in it are much more likely to be knowledgeable on relationship-health. There is also more emotional intelligence, and tools and systems for working through it (they virtually all work in monogamous relationships too, but because there are more moving parts people seem to care more for preventative measures than just being reactionary).

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

As a man briefly on the poly scene... Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn't score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we're too autistic to ever try that again lol.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

He didn't fuck around and found out

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Relationship natural selection

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

All. Hopefully all.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Andrew Taint

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

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