And sometimes there are sausages.

Okay you trying to hurt me? Because it seems like you're trying to hurt me.

OH, YOU DIDNT KNOW?

YOUR ASS BETTER CAAAAALLLLL SOMEBODYYYYYY!

That's my ring tone

So this is what a competent country looks like. Must be nice.

"It's one child, Taylor. What could it cost, ten dollars?"

His brother, Jason, was an offensive lineman. More specifically, he was a center.

Don't forget literally and figuratively

person with the initials DP has left the chat crying

As in out of the picture

Named mine Optimus Grime

OH. MY. GAWD.

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