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[-] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago

That's disgusting. Why aren't there any ads on the cliff walls?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

I'll never understand why we don't advertise using the surface of the moon.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Most types of radiation including light exhibit the inverse square law so thankfully it's too unfeasible at the moment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverse-square_law

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of “Z comme Zorglub”, by André Franquin, 1961: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/e7/b2/02e7b2230b42d997e331f2717b3e11f8.jpg

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 8 months ago

Let's pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

The Walmart people would be living in a van down by the river.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No one is promising those skyscrapers are in anyway nice to live in.

Company Canyon goes $$$$

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

Being the U.S, there's basically zero chance that it would be high-rises. Instead, there would be McMansions. Also a lot more parking lots

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

The McMansions are on the cliffs above. The high-rises are for the workers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

McMansions are for workers. That's how they got their name. Big like mansions, but built as cheap as possible so that they're (relatively) affordable.... Until they start falling apart in 15 years.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

All those people in the towers just work at the giant Walmart, which is now the attraction.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean fuck it, we've already exterminated entire biomes of species who dared to exist where we wanted strip malls, what's another pretty geological formation?

We might be the worst neighbor in the entire universe, because we handily win that title on Earth.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Nowhere to park here 😡

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

There's actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon's post office

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

But this has a massive Walmart!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

What's the Amazon deliver time?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

They just throw it down the side of the cliff

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sounds like a perfect place to test drone delivery

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Must be from California, loves to build on flood plain instead of high ground.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I threw up in my mouth a little

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Seriously though. We Europeans joke about the US a lot, but one thing I'll always envy/admire is your National Parks. You have to protect those at all costs.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Okay that is not the Grand Canyon. The is the Vermilion Cliffs which is just up river from the Grand Canyon NP.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I know this is just a joke, but having at least an "alpine" or "mountain" coaster down to the bottom could save many lives.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

A big zipline

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Seasonal amusement park you say?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

But think of how cool it would look during the flash food.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A) It's a National Park and you wouldn't be able to have a city esp with a Walmart on a National Park.

B) Like 90% of Arizona is untouched wilderness and undeveloped. Why would you want to develop at the bottom of the GC when you could develop literally anywhere else in the state? The cost of transporting construction materials, given that there aren't any roads from the surface to the bottom, not to mention logistics for people living and working in the Canyon, would be astronomical.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Not to mention that if it rains it becomes a big swimming pool

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah but 'Canyon Condos' is a great name, sooo.. /j

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

You want to be the big swinging dick in the penthouse that has a view barely above the top of the canyon obviously

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

It’s got city water and a sewer line - looks like a Walmart waiting to happen

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Lmao, whoever posted that has clearly never been to the grand canyon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I have, in fact, been to the Grand Canyon. I also thought it was funny.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This is AI generated, I can tell by the pixels and having done many AIs in my time

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You mean there isn't a real Walmart in the Grand Canyon?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Insert Joni Mitchell lyrics here.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just tell people there is gold/oil/some kind of rare earth elements there, people will start flocking, turning the area into a city overnight. Unless of course the government does not allow development on that area. Though I do wonder what would be lost aside from a beautiful view if people do start building a city in grand canyon itself?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Trump did remove national parks from the protection of exploration for oil and resources. He has also said in his "1 day of being a dictator" he would drill drill drill!

So I imagine in his new America there could be oil rigs in all of the national parks much like they are throughout Northwestern Texas.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Give them time.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Whst the fuck is wrong with people. Just leave us and the grandcanyon and nature alone.

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