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[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"clean water pls"

le enlightened mayo: "simply walk 200 miles to your nearest mall"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I once saw a post making fun of another post lamenting about how workers are forced to stand for no reason instead of being allowed to sit.

The top comment was “capitalism allows you invent a chair if you wanted to sit.”

[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

There's like, 4 dimensions of stupidity in that comment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Sounds like they're the real pinkos, not us.

Supercapitalism is still relevant, right?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well, I did, but then I got arrested for loitering cause I had no money to buy anything

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Tangentially related to this thread sorta, lived in San Antonio. There's a major bus station by one of the largest malls. Right next to it. But there's two sets of fences between the station and the mall and nothing between, DMZ style.

The red is the best walking path.

Can't have poors in the mall

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Bring some wire cutters in case you're running late to your job at The Gap

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

What kind of psychosis makes people think "we must fence in our curb strip"?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

I got in trouble at a job once for giving someone a cup of water when they asked. Boss told me I should charge a whole dollar for it, because of the cup (I said "sure" and kept giving it away anyway). Policy in most places seems to be to not engage with someone unless they intend to spend money.

Normal and functional country.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Isn't the water in Flint still literally poisonous?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's like a dozen towns and a few large cities with unsafe drinking water.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Actually most of the US has unsafe drinking water, and there are over a million kids in the US at any given time currently suffering from acute lead poisoning. The EPA's 15ppb action level is much higher than it should be, and even in spite of that nearly half of Americans are getting water above the action level limit thanks to cheating on water testing, deferring action, and local governments outright lying to people.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was going to make a joke about our site's "ppb action level" but over a million kids with lead poisoning is just fucking bleak, goddamn

I live in the Global South and I drink water straight from the tap because it's safe, meanwhile the US is sending ungodly amounts of money to Ukraine and Israel while children's brains melt from heavy metals back home

desolate

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The issue is far from localized to the US. A third of water in Canada is above the more reasonable 5ppb limit here. Many global south countries don't even really bother with testing for things like lead or cadmium because there are far more prevalent contaminants to worry about.

So, yeah. Like 1/2 of the world is basically just letting kid's brains melt from lead and doing nothing about it. Test your own water, you're likely to be surprised.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And plane heads have been crybullying an entire planet into allowing them to keep blasting leaded AVGas exhaust directly into the atmosphere where it's most poisonous for the most people. We've had a functional unleaded Aviation fuel with 80UL since 1981 and these dudes just keep screaming "Waaah you're making my casual hobby less fun! What about all those poor farmers who have to fly their own planes to cropdust, are you gonna force them to buy a new plane???" Even though that's bullshit, the excuse has been working for 40 years! 91UL has been commercially available since 2003, and nobody even cares that it requires at worst a retune.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If I were to put on a tinfoil hat for a second, I'd say that the lead poisoning is on purpose. We saw how it sucked the empathy and critical thinking out of older people, maybe thats the idea. Easier to keep capitalism going when no one has the mind to stop it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's very very tinfoily. Not wanting to pay for maintenance is significantly more likely.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I know, thats why I said its tinfoily lol.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

That's too structured of a plan for capitalists to pursue. You gotta remember: capital is brutish and lazy above all else.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The EPA's 15ppb action level is much higher than it should be

This is a disgusting fact.

To think that the US has set a ppb level like that, which they not only meet but regularly exceed, and meanwhile hexbear has no defined ppb action level and it's definitely not meeting a 15ppb daily posting level routinely.

Lift your game, guys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yet people still use it, indicating market demand for water regardless of the lead content smuglord

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hey kids do you like heavy metal?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

if you can poison the air enough it doesn't matter as much that the water is too covid-cool

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Big Water did COVID to distract us from their corruption!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Just move next to the mall.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

196

Why am I not surprised. Fucking Vaushites.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

brb going to live at the pub. I'm glad I only need water during business hours.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Stop banging on the door; I'm having a shower! Water is free in this country! And get hoses so I don't have to bring my own! When I come back to wash my kid there better be proper facilities!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Ethical life pro tip: if you riot hard enough they'll bring out the water cannons to deliver water to you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Also, even if it were a good argument, which it isn't, why would UK law apply anywhere else?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

My £40 a month water bill begs to differ.

I'd @ this lemmyworld moron but you know how it is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

There is a guy at my climbing gym who fills up two gallon jugs at the end of every session.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm 99% sure that account is a troll. They previously argued with me that an Asus router can do everything a business grade firewall like opnsense could do, then proceeded to stick their head in the sand and provide no counter when I pointed out several limitations of consumer router hardware and features that even replacing stock firmware won't get you. Their trolling becomes super obvious really quickly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm seeing increasing numbers of posters whose communication style is literally trolling.

It appears they don't understand that they are trolling, because they think it is a normal and effective method of discourse participation. They don't recognize trolling as trolling - especially not their own.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Going to Applebees for half-apps somewhere in the middle of the Sahara and pouring as many glasses of water into my CamelBak as they will refill.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

sentence: scaphism. there's free water around the boats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes water is a basic human need. So it's most important. However, real free cannot exist. In the Netherlands, a country that is quite social, water is not free. We have some of the purest tapwater the world knows. People work for that, big systems have to purify that water and in turn need to be maintained. It's expensive. I don't mind paying for water if it gets me the best quality water in the world, from my tap. It's not expensive, in fact it's cheap. If this becomes free to me, I think that quality wil suffer.

Then again. I live in a country that values human life and doesn't slave away for capitalism completely.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Except everything you've said is true of public roads and those are somehow free. Literally nobody is talking about this straw man of "true free". Nobody thinks that potable water can be created, regulated, and distributed without the labor of many people. However the example of public roads, public schools, etc, show us that it is actually very much possible for essential services to be funded out of general taxes and be free and openly accessible.

Moreover, water access activism isn't necessarily even about drinking water in many places because agricultural water sources are being tapped unsustainably and distributed unfairly. Especially for indigenous peoples who rely on already precarious water sources to make their remaining land habitable, this has never been an issue that can be solved by going to the mall to fill up your drink bottle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s not “waaah why is it not literally free” and it’s weird that chuds on the internet interpret it that way.

The complaint is not that it isn’t literally free. The complaint is that their water system was destroyed.

“Water is a human right” isn’t about a few cents for tap water. It’s a demand for water systems to be protected and not exploited with disregard for the impact of that exploitation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Marie Aux: Let them drink restaurant water!