@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
When the trilogy has 5 parts
My heart can’t take this
It's okay, mine can take it for both of us.
Yeah all of this gives me major second hand anxiety lol. It's still fucking funny, and the best thing ever in this site.
jesus lmao I'm glad to have been shirking my own responsibilities in order to be here and watch this piece of ~~hexbear~~ shrekland history in the making
well done comrade :rat-salute:
have you considered telling your boss that you shrekpost?
I'm self-employed, so I tell him every day and give him the occasional handjob
that sounds kinky, good for you
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I've been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they're in awe
"wow abc you're knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints" - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we've had to review my weeks performance
:pain:
My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like "yeah, so here's my two weeks you fucks" since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic
@Shitbird you are my new favourite poster please never stop.
I bow to the most superior bird on this site.
no no we are avian equals comrade.
I love boomers and threatening to take people to court. mmhmm you're going to jail for being rude to me, mister.
there's no way they are going to do that. They're too fucking cheap to pay above minimum wage for in-person office work in the middle of the pandemic.
I know but imagining the scenario playing out in front of a bored judge is funny to me.
"Your honor, this, this RUDE individual, they showed me a text of a pig with poop on it's testicles!!!"
honestly I'm bored and hate my life so a court case might be funny
Make sure you give a shout out to shrekland before you get the lethal injection for inconveniencing your boss.
:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp
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