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closure with dave
(hexbear.net)
:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp
it is shrekland, a land for shrek fans, shitposters, roleplayerrs, and “shrek”.
:shrek-mike: .
all content must include the word shrek, have shrek characters photoshopped into them, or be about shrek thank you🙏
:shrek-blob:
good energy only, no shrek haters.
:pog-fish: follow cod of conduct
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I've been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they're in awe
"wow abc you're knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints" - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we've had to review my weeks performance
:pain:
My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like "yeah, so here's my two weeks you fucks" since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic