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closure with dave
(hexbear.net)
:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp
it is shrekland, a land for shrek fans, shitposters, roleplayerrs, and “shrek”.
:shrek-mike: .
all content must include the word shrek, have shrek characters photoshopped into them, or be about shrek thank you🙏
:shrek-blob:
good energy only, no shrek haters.
:pog-fish: follow cod of conduct
I love boomers and threatening to take people to court. mmhmm you're going to jail for being rude to me, mister.
there's no way they are going to do that. They're too fucking cheap to pay above minimum wage for in-person office work in the middle of the pandemic.
I know but imagining the scenario playing out in front of a bored judge is funny to me.
"Your honor, this, this RUDE individual, they showed me a text of a pig with poop on it's testicles!!!"
honestly I'm bored and hate my life so a court case might be funny
Make sure you give a shout out to shrekland before you get the lethal injection for inconveniencing your boss.