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[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just gonna come out and say it: the Who's of Whoville are shitty neighbors.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Covid would have decimated them while the Grinch wouldn't have even noticed. Bet the Grinch also has a zero carbon footprint.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The amount of gadgets and other miscellaneous items he has tells me otherwise. Also, how is he powering all of that? I don't see any solar panels or wind turbines close to his cave on the top of that mountain. E: Pretty sure powering it all with dog power leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a generator.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Carbon footprints require fossil fuels. Burning wood is carbon neutral and if he and the dog are hunting or gathering, they'd be doing in a sustainable way just by happenstance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And all of his gadgets and such are recycled from the garbage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Truly the role model we need for the 21st century.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

He should move further away. The grinch was not their neighbor, he was literally living off their trash! Damn freeloader, living off the hard work of the Who's /s

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

4 fictional characters celebrating a stolen holiday after substituting new fictional events.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (9 children)

U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

Don't be mad I grew up in fl

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Or no presents. I wasn't in that boat, but I know that some are.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

yeah, you know what they say: first one's free

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but "Santa" is really just your parents buying toys.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to "materialism"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

The Grinch is a comrade, pass it on

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Um Jesus didn't know what Christmas was, as it didn't exist, but would almost certainly be against it and its concept ..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait until he finds out about Easter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Well, I guess he already found out

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Unless he was hungry, in which case he'd angrily scream at trees.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren't bringing good into the world but just taking up space.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But the tree was out of season. So it's a terrible metaphor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn't be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Mood, though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

based working girl whisperer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

No, but neither was Jesus.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Jesus is the adults version of Santa

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is the Grinch anticapitalist?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

In the end, doesn't he succumb to the shallow and empty promises of their capitalist society, though?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he succumbs to some type of heart disease

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"His heart grew three sizes that day"

Sounds like cancer to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

cardiomegaly leading to diastolic heart failure more than likely

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

He does, The Grinch is a tragedy for the ages

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