this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
625 points (96.4% liked)

Political Memes

5429 readers
2264 users here now

Welcome to politcal memes!

These are our rules:

Be civilJokes are okay, but don’t intentionally harass or disturb any member of our community. Sexism, racism and bigotry are not allowed. Good faith argumentation only. No posts discouraging people to vote or shaming people for voting.

No misinformationDon’t post any intentional misinformation. When asked by mods, provide sources for any claims you make.

Posts should be memesRandom pictures do not qualify as memes. Relevance to politics is required.

No bots, spam or self-promotionFollow instance rules, ask for your bot to be allowed on this community.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
625
The Christmas political compass. Merry Christmas! (media.kbin.social)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
63 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (9 children)

U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

His Coca-Cola deal alone has been plenty lucrative.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

There's an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I'm not a massive fan of their music style from back then.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

Don't be mad I grew up in fl

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That's a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Saint Nick is from Asia though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Santa: "Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Or no presents. I wasn't in that boat, but I know that some are.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

yeah, you know what they say: first one's free

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I hate to be the one to tellyou this but "Santa" is really just your parents buying toys.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

All four characters are fictional, what's your point?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to "materialism"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I believe they were thinking consumerism and capitalism are synonymous.