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[–] [email protected] 113 points 10 months ago (7 children)

You'd think talking about Trump's smell would just be fluff news good for a couple of funny headlines. But then again, maybe the kind of folks who are on the fence about whether to vote for him might be the kind of folks who would be swayed by news that he stinks. If he stinks, that means he's not the alpha male he's somehow managed to convince the right he is.

Much as I wish "he tried to overthrow the U.S. government" would sway people.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The crowd voting for him thinks the fascism is agreeable, the rapes are peak alpha behaviour, the Epstein relations are edgy and fun, the wanting to fuck his daughter is relatable, and the treason a product of necessity and honestly peak patriotism.

Body odour? Harder to do mental gymnastics with that one.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

He intentionally smells bad to own the libs!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

My assumption is it's due to the adult diapers, not body odour.

Could be both, though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I dunno if the meme is true but if you think about it an obese 80 yr old who lives in a humid swamp probably doesn't smell great

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it's the diapers, they probably have a scent to them to help "cover up" the shit odor. That dude that worked for him on the apprentice said he was pooping all the time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And The Apprentice was a long time ago and Trump is under way more stress these days. No way his gastrointestinal situation isn’t a shitshow.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

shitshow

Ayyy, lmao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Take all this with a grain of salt because it's just a theory, buuuuuuut...

The mindset that is okay with authoritarianism is not okay with "Filth." This is why it doesn't give a shit about actual social issues. It sees certain groups and ideas as "Filthy."

Smell like loaded Depends? Filthy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If he stinks they will just reframe it as alpha male musk or some shit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Or some shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Conservative media has attacked Hillary and Aiden for their smell. It is an issue for some conservative voters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Having worked with a two old dudes with diapers (not that there's anything wrong with adult diapers), it gets real rancid when they just sit in it for more than a hour.

Diaper Don must be dropping shits and just letting it sink in. And with his diet of fast food, you know those around him are getting hit hard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Has the child rapist Trump ever claimed to be an Alpha Male? Sounds like the same energy as Andrew Tate.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've worked at a nursing home, I know the smell everyone keeps talking about. It's soiled diapers, from an old man who drinks nothing but soda and big macs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God, how hard it has to be to drink a big Mac. Impressive, the most impressive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not that hard, apparently. A quick search on YouTube shows people happily blendering their big macs and drinking the sludge.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This sounds like an insult you’d hear little kids use. It’s ridiculous that we’re talking about a presidential candidate this way. It’s seriously pissing him off, though, so keep it up, folks!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Strangely, I think this might be the line of attack that actually makes his cultists see through the curtain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

His followers aren't deceived. They know he's a liar and petty, hateful person. This won't open anyone's eyes.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 10 months ago

I'd say the opposite. If your main play is "the guy smells", then that's as good as a win for anything else he's done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Smart insults don’t get to him. Saying he smells like shit will really bother him. It’s great.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jingle bells, Donald smells, Rudy went bankrupt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Oh, what fun it is to jail the traitors and corrupts

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If Trump was a real alpha his response would be to bottle his stank and sell it as cologne for $300 a pop.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Jesus don't give him anymore dumbass ideas lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The man failed at selling steak, liquor, and gambling to Americans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Three of the most American things, aside from guns

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He probably would have made a killing on the Trump gun market.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If he had any brains, he would've launched that business before attempting his insurrection so they would have better odds of success

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, seems like I can smell the pig even here. And I live in Europe. Or was that a whiff of BoJo's musk that drifted by my nose?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean, it is Christmas... you got any illicit parties going on in your area?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If there was ever a time it was more embarrassing to be an American…. I’d love to hear it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately, we may see it within the next year.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why would anyone want a smelly president? Embarrassing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Almost like a presidential candidate who wears heels.

The insecurities of the snowflake GOP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Even more embarrassing is that anyone would want him for a president at all... smelly, or no.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

That's the smell of Putin's semen on his breath.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

They could license the Infectious Grooves song You Lie and Your Breath Stank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

This is the political equivalent of Cheese Touch. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

hopefully that scent will soon be blended with the musky he-man odor of bubba and big john from cell block c.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Jesus Christ. What the fuck is news nowadays? His smell? Really?