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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Lay it on me, people!

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Personally, I'd love to see a Dick Butt made from clay. Preferably with an inscription reading "the internet made me do it".

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I was gonna say penis but I like yours better

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Mushrooms. The first few will probably be pretty rough, but you'll quickly start to see the possibilities with different textures, shapes, adding gills underneath, etc. If the clay is different colors you can get buck wild. After fewer than you think you'll probably be pretty good at them. You can even screw in a hook at the top and turn them into ornaments for friends and family if that's your thing.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

a tardigrade sitting like buddha

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

This... sounds kinda awesome.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

What's it sitting on? A copepod maybe?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

An improved version of Michelangelo's David.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

David 2: This one is all dick

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Please include a butthole.

After watching Cunk on Earth I feel this is a travesty in the world of art.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I see you are a man of culture as well

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Aim for "A mess" and see what happens.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

At last, something achievable.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Law dictates you make a bong while recreating the scene from Ghost.

However if you cannot accomplish this, an acceptable alternative is to watch S1 E19 of Community and make something alongside the students.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Can't go wrong with a nice porcelain butt plug.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Is 2kg enough? For a normal person it might be, but I'm asking for OP

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

640g ought to be enough for anybody

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It will hint at being usable, but one should not put stuff into ones body that can break to shards.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

If you want to learn, make a skull. If you want anything complete, someone suggested an ashtray and I agree.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

A scale model of Devil's Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

An ashtray!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Make a sculpture of one of your hands

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The biggest, flattest, thinnest sheet you can make.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear, clay blown away by optical radiation pressure.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

A soup bowl with phone stand, chopstick holder and spoon holder. Maybe even add a handle to grab it, when it's too hot. The ultimate bowl.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The face of Jesus in my soup.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

But I was hoping to be done with all that...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Variation: a soup bowl with a sculpted bottom so that you serve someone their soup and they slowly discover the lurking horror/humor as they eventually work their way down. Can also use for dips, nuts or small candies.

Also, we shall require pictures of your endeavors in a couple of days.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Stupid autocorrect, meant Dildo!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Stupid autocorrect, meant Dido, Queen of Carthage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You mean metal legend Dio?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Make a diorama of kids getting mauled by bears because they made fun of that bald guy in the Bible.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

As long as you Ghost it doesn’t matter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks ... place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Snakes: Easy Street.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Adam Smasher vs Scott Pilgrim.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A layer completely covering yourself. Once baked, this will preserve valuable ethnographic information for future archeologists. /s

Too soon?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oil lamps are not very complicated to make. And could be useful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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