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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Mario or something idk I dont watch anime by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Alvin and the Deeznuts

Maybe try a filter? by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

The angle in "reality" shot is much higher. Try shooting from water level.

NASA has some explaining to do by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is the right amount of crazy that I'm not sure if it's honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he's in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What Film Are You Surprised Didn't Get A Sequel? by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 97 points 5 months ago

Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

"Halp, could I be-" by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I'm just going to list a few real names I've heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

Ash is savage by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: "Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I say."

Bender: "You should say something else."

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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

Don't forget to tip your gas station by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know? by BananaPeal in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

In Windows 10 & 11, window+shift+S then draw a box to grab a quick, pre-cropped screenshot. It goes to your clipboard for easy paste and you get a notification you can click to view and save to file.