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A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)
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Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's how missteaks were made.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What about mister steaks?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is the joke my father likes to tell me! I haven't seen it on the internet before.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I enjoyed this.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well... played

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am dislexic, I had to read the joke several times before I got it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Username relevant!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dad jokes supposed to be accessible!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I had to tell my wife this one immediately! NICE

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