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A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's how missteaks were made.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about mister steaks?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

His miss, Ms. Take, made a mistake with a missed take when mistaking a steak for a stake.