this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Um, yeah. I'm gonna need you to seek glory Sunday as well, so we can sort of play catch up."

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I'd say make it Worf and a Mek'leth, maybe throw mirror Bareil in the background

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And my axe!

  • Starfleet-Commander Gimli, senior Patronus Officer, X-303 Prometheus
[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

sniff finest ship in the fleet

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know what, Madred, if you want me to see five lights, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make them five lights?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

This here ^ needs WAY more upvotes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Michael, with the printer and a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was rolling laughing at this, and then I had to try to explain it to my wife. It is basically unexplainable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

So basically, it's a meme originating from Star Trek wherein a species communicates exclusively through idioms and descriptions of events, making it impossible to translate without an understanding of their overall culture and history. Shaka When the Walls Fell probably means failure, it can be translated as "wow" in best case or "this is devastating" in the worst case.

If my Ink Tank Printer suddenly posted SHAKA WHEN THE WALLS FELL then I would be taking a few steps back and grabbing some towels.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This almost sounds like a prediction of contemporary meme culture where every situation or emotion is conveyed though a shared collection of phrases and images.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You would be the 487,962nd person to think that. Yolo, you’re so Skibidi, you’re so Fanum tax.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Now If you had said towel, I would have assumed it was the ultimate Douglas Adams reply, lol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I always thought this was a funny scene, because if you know what the parts of a printer are called, it’s obvious what “PC Load Letter” means. So Michael is obviously just bad at his job.

Load letter sized paper into the paper cassette, in case you didn’t know.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Load letter sized paper into the paper cassette, in case you didn’t know.

HIS EYES UNCOVERED!!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wtf is letter sized paper?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Freedom paper! 8.5"x11". There's also legal for when you're in trouble or spending a ton of money: 8.5"x14".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In the US, they don't use A4, they use "letter", which is slightly wider, and "legal", which is slightly longer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

We need the widest and longest of papers to contain our drawings of gnomes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, so printers from the rest of the word wouldn't work properly in America with American paper? (Assuming they don't have an adjustable paper tray or something)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever seen a printer that doesn't have some sort of adjustable tray.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've seen plenty of home/personal printers that can only take A4

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Weird, all the ones I've seen could at least switch between A4 and US sizes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Standard paper size for printers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Whatever the comparable size is, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Which country do you think Office Space, a 1999 American satirical black comedy film, takes place in?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fictional land of Amexicanada?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Now I'm picturing the movie opening up with a title card that says "Paris" for the Italian dubbed version. Every international version says it takes place somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Probably not the same one that the person replied to lives in

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It makes more sense than many error messages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit it's the blue screen of SHAKA WHEN THE WALLS FELL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Windows 95 with Bill Gates on Stage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How could translators possibly know what is a proper noun and what isn't in an alien language?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago