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Federal judge rules ban on firearms in post offices unconstitutional by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

We should make sure it's also unconstitutional to block guns at:

Courthouses
GOP conventions
Political rallies
NRA conventions

Discord is laying off 17 percent of employees by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago

Unity, Google, Discord. All within a day or two of each other.

For every number of employees laid off, a VP level employee must be fired. Those employees didn't hire themselves. Someone came up with the idea.

If companies don't do this they're not attacking the root of the problem.

Microsoft is adding a new key to PC keyboards for the first time since 1994 by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Another useless key? Use Scroll lock or SysRq for that. Or even better, reuse that stupid "menu" key. They'll cram one more key to the left of the spacebar and make ctrl, alt, and windows keys smaller. Or change their order.

Moms for Liberty reeling and on the ropes after election losses and scandals by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

Karen nation!

Mom fired as sex-ed teacher after being exposed as convicted prostitute, working escort by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

So what's the problem? They're blaming her for keeping up-to-date on topics she was teaching.

They're still salty about being asked to wear a mask to protect their fellow Americans, huh? by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago

These people are a bunch of complete idiots.

Of all the ways to force compliance into someone, they think an authoritarian government would choose to force masks? This is dumb beyond imagination.

Exciting news! The free API you were using is no more free! by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

So what pisses me off in these cases is this: they didn't contribute with the data. They're a convenient aggregator, I give them that, but the data came from third parties. If you want to start charging for convenient access to the data you should at least make all data before you started charging available in a bulk download for free.

No ceasefire, no votes': Biden gets stern warning from thousands of pro-Palestinian protesters by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can't for the life of me understand how these people think. A no vote for Biden is a vote for Trump. Simple as that. Now I'm not excited about Biden but I prefer Biden 100x over Trump and the right wing Christian militia.

It's a choice between someone who will slap you in the face and someone who will shoot you in the groin.

Ron DeSantis appears to be wearing extreme heel lifts and is having trouble walking in them by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

That's what happens when you have hooves instead of feet.

Sucking carbon dioxide out of the sky is moving from science fiction to reality by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Good news everyone! It's time to present my newest invention: a solar powered CO2 scrubber! To activate it, just throw a few of these small seeds on the ground and wait a few years.

What is the most "Thankless" job? by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Tankless water heater installer.

Apple already shipped attestation on the web, and we barely noticed by Zoidberg in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

It's a bit more complicated than that, unfortunately.

What happens when Microsoft adds something to their web building tools that forces all visitors to websites using these tools to use IE? Or when your bank (or even worse, utilities) start requiring Windows and IE?