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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Viagra is also blue πŸ˜‰

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Donuts

OP is Obviously a cop!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

You're forgetting alcohol!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Kwame being THC πŸ₯΄πŸ« πŸ˜‚

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Go to sleep one hour earlier.

Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I think there is a happy middle here.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Then lawyer up and hit the gym

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week

Yeah I'm going to die fat

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

...but I'm having fun 😁

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Donuts are an underrated superpower.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I hope for you that it lasts

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.

Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Be careful with any pill

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

just remember to drink water, kids

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Meditation is better for you

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"Donuts"

You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No logic involved here, just a meme πŸ˜…

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