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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly if I could just print up a new tablet instantly and without cost, I would have half a dozen around me when I am deep into a research fugue.

Being able to quickly and easily flip between books or articles (or even different sections of the same book) while at the same time keeping the existing information up on a screen that I can directly reference is great.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are there 4 browsers split between 2 monitors with dozens of tabs a piece?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm starting to feel limited at two monitors and I think I have a problem. I don't even know what I'd use #3 for yet, I just would like to have options.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If nothing else, remember to stay hydrated and wash your hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can see it used for that sort of thing, but they pass them around like they're post-it notes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They apparently put the human element back into communications by having a third party physically carry the message like pre-screen eras. For reasons, you see.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a 42inch curved 4K main monitor.

It's fucking huge.

Still have 2 27 inch ones in portrait to each side for documentation and browsing.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My headcanon is that some of the PADDs are 1-time use with read only memory that can't have the data loaded or transferred off it. A secure way of passing information.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just chuck them into a matter recycler when finished. No messy piles of old PADDs. Unless you're Sloan from Section 31.

I know this is in his head, but in all likelihood how he really kept his notes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the paper printouts in the very earliest TOS episodes. Like, what do you do when you run out of paper in deep space? And do you really have the storage for 5 years worth of computer printouts? Logistically, even an etch-a-sketch makes more sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is one way to not get hacked I suppose

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, it's commonly thought to have something to do with security. Similar to chain of custody for criminal evidence.

Engineering compiles a department report for the captain. The Shift Lead puts the data on a PADD, then gives that PADD to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer signs the data with their command code and notes that it is PADD-1217. That data then becomes locked to that PADD. Someone from Engineering is assigned to take PADD-1217 to the bridge and hand deliver it to the Captain. The Captain receives the PADD, reviews the report, confirms that they are holding PADD-1217, and signs the report with their command code. Someone from Engineering is sent to retrieve the PADD, and re-deliver it to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer confirms the PADD was read and signed by the Captain, confirms it is PADD-1217, and transfers the signed data to the computer core to be logged and archived. The Chief Engineer then confirms all data on the PADD has been transferred and erased, then stores the PADD until it is needed again.

This is why it's common to see a pile of PADDs on the Captain's desk. Each department is sending their own secure report on their own PADD.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Engineering - Apple iPad

Security - GNU/Hurd Mobile Flatscreen

Medical - MS Surface TNG

10 Front - Samsung FuchsiaPad

And none of them are interoperable. Did you really think they would solve that in the future?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Considering that Star Trek's Earth is a communist utopia, I would expect so, yes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently read an interesting argument that the federation isn’t in fact communist, but basically something beyond our current economic concepts.

We have:

  • explicit self determination, individualism and self fulfillment are held in the highest regard, so much so that it is considered the objective of life to find personal fulfillment and in doing so, giving back to society
  • post scarcity economy, everyone can have any material need fulfilled at any time by virtue of replicators. Though many goods and commodities are still produced in the traditional way to provide a better quality product (how is this limited amount allocated?)
  • Money is not used internally, but the federation has no objection to using it for commerce with other cultures. There is also indication for power tied credit system that federation citizens are subject to, for example for complex replication and transport
  • being a merchant or trader, or rather generally seeking profit and material wealth are, while considered outdated by most, not offensive or even illegal within the federation. There is plenty of evidence for private enterprise, for example the publishing studio that distributes the doctor's holo novel in VOY

And many more, even contradictory to our current day minds, aspects that put the federation system and ideology someplace further than our current concepts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It has always seemed to me that their society is what you'd get if the United States didn't have billionaires hoarding 90% of the wealth. Allocate all of those resources fairly, reduce the population, add in some free electricity and replicators, and you have TNG.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

post-scarcity, not communist.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why would each area of the ship need to use a different brand or model of device?

That's sure not how military ships work now.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like all predictions about future technology, Star Trek was both right and way off.

Padds are almost used like portable storage devices. Want to give someone a book? Load it onto a padd for them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But who wants to deal with searching through the UI for pertinent info when you can have several PADDs each attuned to a specific set of data?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They can even have their own special UI! The way they talk about reconfiguring panels makes it seem like you can build your own UI on the fly, especially the time Worf yelled at a dude who put the con controls in the engine room of the defiant and didn't use the standard layout.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm more amused by Jake writing his stories on a PADD with a stylus, but you see it and it's all printed text.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get it. I hate typing on mobile devices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, but you never see the handwriting part. Like he's writing on it and it's doing handwriting to text, but the handwriting is not on the screen, which just seems like a bad interface.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is a thing that existed even when DS9 was being filmed; taking handwriting and converting it to printed fonts? It wasn't as on the fly IRL, but by the 24th century I'm sure it would be perfect where you could write by hand and instantly have it transformed into print.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Apple MessagePad did it on-the-fly, by the word. Problem was, it was terrible. It was supposed to learn your handwriting and get better over time, but it didn’t. The next to try was Palm, and they mostly got it with their special shorthand glyphs. I had both, and was much happier with my PalmPilots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You'd think they would have ironed out the kinks after 400 year

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but you can see what you're writing on real devices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if a piece of consumer tech from the mid 90s helped explain? The Apple Newton brought offline handwriting recognition into the public perception and it was thought of as the Next Big Thing like AI or crypto. Inputs were all the rage in the 90s and handwriting recognition fell out of favor when speech to text software was released in the later half of the 90s.

Trek writers were trying to be forward thinking, and maybe there will be a handwriting resurgence that sees a maturation of the OCR tech, but for now it was a nice quiet piece of trivia that will be lost to time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I had a Newton. You could see what you were writing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, Samsung tablets come with handwriting detection. I immediately turned it off of on mine because it expects since kind of cursive that I don't use but it's there.

I consider Palm's Graffiti input system superior – sure, you had to learn the alphabet but every palmtop came with a cheat sheet and one you had it down it was pretty damn quick to write with.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In the future, kids learn how to hand-write text that looks printed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Production reason: without a stylus it looks like he's reading, not writing. Without one, dialogue like "I'm writing a book" would come across as lying, which can completely change a scene for the worse.

In-universe lore reason: Jake is a romantic and probably feels that the more tactile approach is better for his creative process.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's very amazing to me that we have better tablets today than they had on TNG, yet we're further from space exploration today than we were when TNG was being made.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My desk has a desktop with two monitors, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I use each of them for different reasons throughout a day.

TBH the only reason I have so few devices laying around is because they’re expensive. If I lived in a post-scarcity society, I’d have a lot more tablets on my desk.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never forget Voyager, where Torres could invent a brand new method of transporter lock and implement it on-the-fly all through a console on the bridge, but even the bio-neural gel packs weren't smart enough to get a power requisition down to the bottom decks without someone putting it into a padd and physically walking it down there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Power requisitions need the Human touch. And human germs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It made sense a few years ago, but come on, how many portable devices with large screens do we have now?

Plus if I could replicate 10 iPads so I could have a page open on each to make research easier, I'd do it. What's better, having to switch between tabs or apps, or just grabbing a pad with the info ready to cross reference.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

At least SNW and DISCO mildly touch on the subject with portable holo-displays.

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