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[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (5 children)

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (12 children)

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Try some Taco Bell, then you'll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don't actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

How could anyone know this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Damn that sounds terrible

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (5 children)

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why's my g-spot up my ass?

God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God has every fetish, he made them after all

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 11 months ago (4 children)

"because if it didn't feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit" is probably God's/nature's answer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Women don't have a prostate tho and don't die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Weren't we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dogs don't have this issue. I don't think pneumonia is a serious problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Oh, so it's yet another one of those problems caused by that whole "let's take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright" thing. Thanks, evolution!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What's up with that one, God?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Evolution do be weird sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I thought it would be funny."

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If they are sure they aren't in a simulation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

We live in a society.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Why does god hate amputees?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx

"One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle."

Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah. Wonder if it was fresh or not, though.

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