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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I made a wrong turn a few years ago and came across a nsfw video where someone did what some of you are asking yourselves, what would happen?

They were still alive after and actually seemed to enjoy it a lot.

Edit: i forgot to praise our sweet lord jesus.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It was with their butts though wasn't it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it's too long ago - not even in history anymore, i can only remember

sorry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ok no problem. closes zipper

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Let me guess, it wasn't their mouths

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hey listen!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Girl kisses do be going hard as a mfer these days

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Two girls one burp?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If only it worked; the mentos would start disintegrating by your saliva and the coke would already form bubbles as soon as it enters your mouth thanks to the rough surface inside 🤓

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Hard disagree. I’ve put mentos in my mouth then took a big gulp of cola, and it definitely still worked. Maybe it wasn’t as powerful as it would be in a plastic bottle, but powerful enough to shoot a torrent of foam out my mouth and nose.

Edit: and to reiterate the title, I do not have Jesus, so your results may vary if you happen to have Jesus in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As someone who is often unable to even enjoy soda because it immediately starts bubbling up and only remains as a sugary liquid by the time it reaches the esophagus, I guess I can't replicate your observations. Also, I guess I need more water in my mouth before I can let Jesus into it (for a more pleasant experience for both of us)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Same case here the only time I can remotely enjoy soda is when it has ice cubes added or is ramune

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

May we accept Him into us.

Blessed be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Blessings into you, my friend 🙏🍑

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Start to? Sure. Be a smooth, saliva-covered mass by the time soda can enter your mouth? Nah.

In addition, it's a bit ridiculous to pretend the inside of a mouth has anywhere near the same number of nucleation sites as a Mentos. That's just ridiculous. It'd be impossible to drink carbonated soda if it were anything remotely close to your implications.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

~~Impossible~~ fuckin awesome (but yeah, a lil impossible)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What were they holding in the original?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Milk and cereal I think?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dam, mentos girl is so plain and wishes she was purple hair girl.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It's me, I'm mentos girl