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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I accidentally wrote a story that was similar:

A man lives alone in his apartment. He needs to return to the office for the first time in months. He arrives at the office, and quickly develops excruciating back pain. A few days pass, and he finds himself unable to work. He also starts finding strange bite marks on his neck and back.

He calls out for a few days, but eventually, he has to go back. He arrives at work and sits in his chair. He quickly feels his back pain return, but also strange movements from his chair. He stands and screams, tossing the chair. The office staff are in shock. He then uses a pen knife to cut open the back of his chair. As he does, there are multiple screams, as a large, spine-like centipede emerges from the chair.

I even did the rough draft for the comic, but never finished. Damn I need to.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes you do. And then you need to keep it far the fuck away from me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean that's el almohadón de plumas but with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd never heard of them, but I'm definitely checking them out. That's "The Feather Pillow", in english right, by Horacio Quiroga?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That chair was made for me!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it the same artist? It has to be, right? There can't be two people capable of thinking up such horrors.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nope! Not again.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But see, that’s much creepier than some impossible, unknowable horror… it’s something disturbing that conceivably could happen.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah... I've got a real problem with people being near me and me being unaware of them. This... I'd die of fright from the realize they were there before the blade hit anything important.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'ld burn every piece of furniture and move to a cave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Better check inside those rocks, just in case

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a dude in a chair. To me that's just silly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

have you met dudes?!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so magical, nature can be truly beautiful 😍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They can walk as soon as they're born 😍🤗

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you eat from a can like that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or even breathe to be honest

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Didn't Impractical Jokers do this as a punishment once?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a fantastic comment to put under any horror story

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

nicest murr punishment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I know there was a try guys video with something like this a couple years back, sans murder

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

He was trying to hide and eating canned fish?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The human chair was adapted from a story by author Edogawa Ranpo though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My favorite adoption of the trope is in this masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_oFxidMm60

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

nods poop bag

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So was that really a broken spring?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Iain M Banks has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There's definitely some weird shit in his books.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got my attention. I've read 1.5 Banks novels in the Culture series and so far nothing living in chairs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Living? No. Chair? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't really get the reference but upvoting Ian M. Banks regardless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

On an unrelated note, I thought this was a public safety broadcast about the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"The call is coming from inside the chair!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

“I’m living in your walls!” so? I’m living in your chair

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago