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[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

God forbid you actually need to poop. You're a shitting duck.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

This is some quack psychology here

[+] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Great, now I've gone and pissed myself.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

...which is also a viable option to solve the issue.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

my trick is to imagine my pee coming out of the guy next to me

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

At least your schools toilet stalls had doors. There's some memories.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Hey kids, FYI: If you piss your pants, they send you home.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Being sent home for a day doesn't really seem to be worth being bullied by the other kids for a decade..

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why would you be bullied? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not being a bully or an enabler, I don't make the bullying rules, im just imparting information here 🤷

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

My school had 5 minutes between classes and was fairly large. Making it to the next class in time was challenge enough without battling for a stall, if there was even a bathroom on the way.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My school had 5 minutes and wouldn't let you bring your backpack in the classroom (they claimed it was for fire safety). Later learned from my sibling they dropped it down to 3 then reverted it because students kept showing up late. They couldn't get to their lockers to pick up the stuff for their next class and actually make it to class on time. Public schools are a nightmare.

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